| Author | Message | ||
     Chrisb |
So I happen to look out a window at work and see a new Dodge Nitro sitting outside, temp tags and all. So I say "Who got the new battle wagon" The SUV queen of the office jumps up and says "Oh that's Lynns". Lynn wakes up from her computer, "huh" SUV queen: "Chris made fun of your new car. Its Lynns first new car ever you know." Lynn: "What did he say?" Chris: "I called it a Battle Wagon." Lynn: "I didnt make fun of your Power Ranger Buell when you bought that last year!" Of course two other suv driving blondes have jumped up to giggle away at that comment. Chris: "Ouch" "Nice battle wagon with bling bling rims" She despises anything "urban" SUV queen then was trying to move the conversation to a new angle of attack. "Poor Lynn never had a car that cost more than $7k and it was always used" Lynn burys herself with "Yea I'm already sweating the payment. I forgot my lunch today too and had to go buy something to eat." SUV queen: "Laughs, yea going out to lunch is gone now. You'll have to pack every day like me." Chris exits the stage, pondering his 48mpg and clear title in hand. | ||
| Mesa_cityx |
I always feel like a Spartan when I ride mine... | ||
| Atoms |
I'm kicking my room-mate out of the house because he bought a Nitro. It is totally embarrassing having that thing sit out in front of the house. |
