| Author | Message | ||
     Crusty |
A few years ago, a Road King riding acquaintance did something to me that was unacceptable. After giving the matter a good deal of thought, I came up with a payback that was appropriate. I put an ad in the local Want Ad magazine with his bike (A '95 Load King) up for sale for less than 1/2 average retail, followed by the phrase,"Need cash fast". His phone rang continuously for a week. It drove him nuts. Since this is the dead of winter and there's a blizzard going on outside, I figured I'd share this with everybody and see what other interesting ideas might pop up. I've got a couple of other useful ideas that work pretty well, but I'll save them for later. I won't do anything that would cause physical injury; and that isn't the idea of this. I'm looking for things that are harmless, but effective. | ||
| Vegasbueller  |
Way back when... I had a Lt. on the fire department that I worked for that was a continuous assahole, He was relentless with the "all that you do wrong" mantra. I got fed up one day and started calling the utility companies as him and having his water, gas, phone, and cable turned off. Could be why you have to have passwords nowadays! Then ... I actually placed an ad on his behalf in a local "alternative" newsletter that said something like "Single gay male, well hung and looking for affection" along with his home phone number. He ended up changing numbers, and had a really hard time explaining all the "serious inquires" that his wife intercepted! | ||
| Loki  |
Sending in free sample requests for those that you really love.....especially for the nervous ones who thought they were going bald prematurely. One of my ex-bosses in the AF had an eye that was inop. One night his glasses got whited out and stenciled with not used over that lens. Thank god he actually liked me. | ||
| Johnnylunchbox |
When I was about 16 my friend and I heard an ad on the radio for some beer company giving away free videos and pamphlets on how to talk to your kids about their drinking. We ordered them up for everyone we knew, and sent them to their addresses in their names. I also used to fill out those mailing lists things that you see all over in the names of peoples pets. So all of a sudden there pets would be getting boatloads of junkmail. | ||
| Mr_grumpy  |
This one is more truck related than motorcycle but still fun, When stuck at the docks for the weekend waiting for a ferry or a trailer coming off, the drivers inevitably end up going on the p**s, & there's always one loudmouth who's been there & done it all. The trick is to get him well smashed then pour him back into his cab to sleep it off, meanwhile the more agile guys have climbed up & scotch-taped slices of bread all over the roof. When the sun rises so do the sea-gulls & they love bread! peck peck peck  | ||
| Crusty |
We had a kid on one job I was on who rode a Sportster. He would beat the •••• out of it all the time. One day, The yard welder poured four ounces of oil on the pavement under the Sportster's engine. When the kid came out at lunchtime, he went ballistic, thinking that he'd blown his motor. We all got a good chuckle out of that. | ||
| Chainsaw  |
I once stuck a bumper sticker on my bosses car that said "Spank Me, I've been a Bad Girl". Took her 2 days to notice it. I have signed a person up for Gay Porn to be delivered to their email. Explain that one to the Mrs.! I left a note on a inappropriately parked Corvette once that said something akin to "I'm sorry I hit your car, but I don't have insurance to pay to fix it". I shoulda stuck around to watch the guy go ballistic searching for non-existant damage. | ||
| Newxb9er  |
I always liked to put shoe polish on the inside rim of a hat. Gets the forehead all black. We used to do that a lot in the Navy. I've seen it, but cannot find exactly how it's done, but if you can get the keys to someones car, pop their hood, turn it on, and pull one vacuum line. Put that line in some tranny fluid, and once the car/truck starts to smoke, turn it off. When they get in and drive off, the thing will be smoking like you wouldn't believe. It's either tranny fluid, or brake fluid. | ||
| Charlieboy6649  |
That's a good one New! The fake ticket from Spencers gift that looks real enough till you read it and it goes on this tirade about what an A hole you are is pretty good. | ||
| Shotgun |
Used to have fun with pre-printed envelopes. One was from the "Herpes Institute" with big PERSONAL AND CONFIDENTIAL stamped front and back and a small "test results enclosed" on the bottom. That one was best sent to work addresses. The other one had a return address from Small Condoms, Inc. with "requested sample enclosed". Got carried away with one guy and devised a letterhead to go with the envelope and a rejection letter as "our current production does not go that small." I sent copies to the guy's friends too. | ||
| Djkaplan  |
You can sign someone up for the Columbia CD club and order the entire catalog of fusion-polka for them. | ||
| Bartimus  |
anti-sieze under a vehicles door handle always leaves a lasting impression.  | ||
| Midknyte |
poor service in a restaurant? or perhaps just in a squirelly mood... Take one of the glasses of water and fill it to the very top. Then, using one of those customer feedback postcards (or any heavy paper around. menu?), cover it and turn it over on to the table mouth down. Slide paper out from under the glass. Exit stage left... | ||
| Cataract2 |
Now I like that one Midknyte. Have to remember that. | ||
| Evaddave  |
How squirrelly is your mood? Put the tip in the glass first. | ||
| Phatkidwit1eye  |
We used to do something similar when we went for fast food. Normally they have those cheap plastic salt and pepper shakers. So we would take a nickel and set it on end and slam the bottom of the shakers onto it. So when someone picked it up...... My Dad used to do silly pranks all the time. One time on Thanksgiving he made a huge sign that said "Free Thanksgiving dinner". He woke up at 5am and put it in my neighbors front yard. | ||
| Jlnance  |
I once stuck a bumper sticker on my bosses car that said "Spank Me, I've been a Bad Girl". Took her 2 days to notice it. She might have had a really fun 2 days.  | ||
| Midknyte |
Then there's the pebble behind the hubcap... | ||
| Mikej  |
Or the BB glued to the inside of the tire valve cap.... | ||
| Blublak  |
Ok, here's one that's easy and portable.. and works on cages and evil bikers alike. Purchase (for cash if you don't have a home shop) a tire valve puller (this is a small tool for removing the inner valve in the tire stem. Place it and a small pair of pliers in your bag or whatever. When you've found the offending vehicle .. using the tool, let the air out, then unscrew and remove the valve from the stem. You can do four tires quite quickly and be out of there in a matter of moments (or so I'm told). Now if the 'offender' is really a (insert red dots here) use the pliers to remove the complete valve stem from the flat tire. Place them neatly on the hood so the owner can find them easily. Don't touch anything with your bare hands (of course). And retire to a good vantage point (if you wanna watch the mayhem you've just created). Have you ever seen someone trying to re-install a tire stem without removing said tire from the vehicle?  and even if they get it in, there's no way it will hold air.. Later, | ||
| Road_thing  |
>>>Then there's the pebble behind the hubcap<<< Down here on the Gulf Coast, shrimp heads are quite effective in the summertime... ...or so I've been told! rt | ||
| Light_keeper |
Back when Super Glue became popular we created havok one night in a bar on Kodiak Island. The waitress was in a foul mood and we had been to sea for awhile. One of the guys came out with this govt issue super glue. First all of the plates were glued to the table then the forks, spoons and knives to the plates. Then the empty glasses to the table. We left a handful of change as a tip you guessed it also glued to the table. We all then faded into the crowd to watch the fun. Boy was she pissed. The guy with the glue also glued the lock set to the bathroom shut with someone in there. When he came thru the hollow core door we figured it was time to leave. | ||
| Medic |
At the fire station, we used to put a large zip tie around the rookies' pickup trucks' drive shafts. The loose end would hit a frame rail or the bottom of the bed. Click, Click, Click...... | ||
| Xbduck |
My favorite bumper sticker is... Possum...The Other White Meat Once upon a time there were a few family members that worked at the plant where I am now. They had a dead and decaying possum and skunk that they passed around all summer. One day its on someones hood, the next it was hanging from a bumper. Lets just say you never left your vehicle unlocked! | ||
| Aaomy  |
got a guy at work that is a complete jerk, I always wanted to climb under his pick up and add a couple extra wheel weights to his tires ,opposite sides,, right wheel top left wheel bottom.. only takes a couple weights and a hammer. on the inside of the tire you wouldnt be able to see them either..  | ||
| Ethanr  |
Of course I wasn't around then, but the story goes that when my dad's sister married an avid bass fisherman, Pop & a couple of his cohorts duct-taped a nice fryer to the upper side of their muffler. Per legend they didn't discover said malodorous source until a week after returning from a rather fragrant honeymoon. | ||
| Along4theride  |
When my brother moved out of state I got him and his friends really good. I sent out Marriage invitations to everyone inviting them to his wedding out of state. I made sure the invitations were post marked April 1st but that was all I did to indicate it was a joke. He didn't have a girlfriend at the time and so he really didn't understand ANY of the phone messages. It took days for anyone to finally reach him so the joke lasted quite longer than I had anticipated, it was great. We used to play who could embarrass who the worst in public growing up so he deserved to have a good joke played on him. |
