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Paulinoz
| | Posted on Sunday, November 21, 2004 - 06:15 pm: | 
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Women think Men are like fine wine.
They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
FINAL THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on
Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2030, there should be a large
elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no
recollection of what to do with them. |
Socoken
| | Posted on Monday, November 22, 2004 - 12:27 am: |
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go drink some tea, thats awesome.
the irony is that i am trying to read all this while the wife is instant messaging the •••• out of me, has taken nearly a half hour to read this thread.
"in order for a relationship to work, one of you ACTUALLY has to be the man." |
Littlebuggles
| | Posted on Monday, November 22, 2004 - 01:09 am: |
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So glad I logged on tonight and had the persistence to keep reading - This discussion can be so dry
Imonabuss that was beautiful!!! I'm gonna have to print it up and have it framed (no copyright concerns for student papers right? personal use only...)
I'll put it on the garage wall next to my tools.
Thanks! There's nothing like a good laugh after coming home from dealing with the natives |
Newfie_buell
| | Posted on Monday, November 22, 2004 - 07:49 am: |
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Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks, A Troubled User. |
Rick_a
| | Posted on Monday, November 22, 2004 - 01:12 pm: |
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Me and my other are very much alike. We share the same faults, same tastes, but have totally different thought processes. |
Blublak
| | Posted on Monday, November 22, 2004 - 03:33 pm: |
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Later, |
Raraf
| | Posted on Monday, November 22, 2004 - 04:53 pm: |
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Proof that God is a comedian. It's women or suck a big stonker. He should have created like a hairy tree stump with knothole in it. Then every guy would be driving around with one in their truck or bungied to the back of their motorcycle. |
Tramp
| | Posted on Monday, November 22, 2004 - 06:24 pm: |
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"Me and my other are very much alike. We share the same faults, same tastes, but have totally different thought processes"
youze guys go to the mens' room together? |
Rick_a
| | Posted on Monday, November 22, 2004 - 07:14 pm: |
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My woman is a gift from above. She don't know it, but she's got it all and is sexy as hell on top of it. You gotta love a girl who's into her girly girl fashions but is top of the class in her welding class.
I'd call her my equal and them some...though she'd never hear me admit it  |
Tramp
| | Posted on Monday, November 22, 2004 - 07:22 pm: |
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wait...
rick-
are you quoting a song by
"air supply"
or what? |
Raraf
| | Posted on Monday, November 22, 2004 - 07:23 pm: |
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Life Explained in one Photo
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Raraf
| | Posted on Monday, November 22, 2004 - 07:26 pm: |
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Why Women outlive men:
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Buellkowski
| | Posted on Monday, November 22, 2004 - 07:36 pm: |
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My father-in-law read this aloud at our wedding reception:
MOODS OF A WOMAN
An angel of truth, and a dream of fiction,
A woman is, a bundle of contradiction.
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a burglar, alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose.
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk.
At times she'll be vengeful, merry, and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.
MOODS OF A MAN
Hungry. Horny. Sleepy. |
Raraf
| | Posted on Monday, November 22, 2004 - 07:37 pm: |
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If women ruled this planet:
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Raraf
| | Posted on Monday, November 22, 2004 - 07:54 pm: |
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Irrefutable Proof
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Dartanjang
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 23, 2004 - 03:34 am: |
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Or as the world's most famous shoe salesman Al Bundy once put it:
- Women, can't live with them...
The end! |
Chris_mackay
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 23, 2004 - 03:52 am: |
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Got a Buell for my wife. It seems to have been a very good trade! |
Rick_a
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 23, 2004 - 12:48 pm: |
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Nope. What's your problem Tramp? Have women issues? |
Socoken
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 23, 2004 - 07:15 pm: |
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In the beginning, God created Adam. A hunter, a gatherer, a builder, master of all trades, and master of his domain. Adam was a perfect specimen, save for one flaw.
Adam soon became lonely. God noticed Adams mood change, and asked why. Adam explained how he felt to God, and God understood. God pondered on it for a moment and replied.
"I can make you the perfect mate" were his words, " she will clean for you, and cook your food, and take care of all of your physical needs. But, its gonna cost you."
"How much?" was Adams reply.
"An arm and a leg" God said.
Adam thought about it for a moment, and finally said, "Thats a lot, what can i get for a rib?" |
Swampy
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 23, 2004 - 07:42 pm: |
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After 28 years I have learned to have a healthy respect for my wife, she outweights me by about 80 lbs, she has already threatened to "Cut my throat" or "Put a bullet in my head" if she ever catches me fooling around, and "I have to sleep sometimes". That probably explains why I almost never smile...except when I am at work and only when no one is around to watch. Don't let her know I was here today!
Four more years! |
Tramp
| | Posted on Wednesday, November 24, 2004 - 12:21 am: |
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rick_a: was jessst joshin, man. ya never siad yer other half was a woman, and that yyouze two are so much alike and all...
and um....
uhhh...
ummmm
(I ain't got no woman issues,
'cept when i can't git a woman) |
Rick_a
| | Posted on Wednesday, November 24, 2004 - 01:13 pm: |
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Hell, I'd post a picture of her, but you're not worthy
Tomboys aren't always butch. |
Tramp
| | Posted on Wednesday, November 24, 2004 - 01:18 pm: |
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that's Ok- relax- stop worrying that i'd recognize her... |
Newfie_buell
| | Posted on Wednesday, November 24, 2004 - 07:44 pm: |
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