| Author | Message | ||
     Mr_grumpy |
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work. Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of •••!" | ||
| Wyckedflesh |
http://www.thefox.com/mpdownload/video/why_kids_move_out.mpg | ||
| Outrider |
Too Funny...Both of them! Knew a gal that discretely referred to a BJ as a Taste Test. Should have married that one.  | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
A woman went into a pet shop to buy her husband a pet. After looking around she realized that all the pets there were very expensive. She went to the counter and questioned the clerk. "I wanted to buy my husband a pet, but all of yours are so expensive",she said. "Well,"said the clerk, "I have a huge bullfrog in the back for $50.00. Would you like to see it?" "$50.00?? For a Frog??" asked the woman. The clerk said, "It's a special frog. It gives blow jobs." Well, the woman did not particularly enjoy giving head, so, she thought his was a heck of a deal. She'd get her husband a gift he'd surely enjoy, and she'd never have to do that again. The woman decided to buy the frog. She took it home to her husband and explained the strange gift. Of course, her husband was a bit skeptical, but said for sure he'd try it out that night. The woman went to bed that night relieved knowing she'd never have to give another blow job. About two in the morning, she woke up to hear pots and pans banging around in the kitchen. She got up to go see what was going on. When she got to the kitchen she saw her husband and the frog, sitting at the kitchen table like best buddies, looking through cookbooks. "What are you two doing looking through cookbooks at this hour?" asked the woman. The husband looks up at her and says, "Well, if I can teach this frog to cook, your ••• is outta here." | ||
| Vegasbueller |
Love the bullfrog one! Ya gotta listen to these.. the ones with Arnold will make you bust a gut! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/morepranks.shtml | ||
| Gschuette |
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail109.html Check this out Strong bad rocks! | ||
| Gschuette |
Did anybody check out Strong bad yet? You MUST watch it. Tell me what you think. Don't make me bump this again!  | ||
| Stryder |
"Would somebody get this freaking duck away from me?" | ||
| Gschuette |
Huh? Did I make you mad? I wasn't serious about bumping it. | ||
| Midknyte |
Speaking of ducks... http://www.manbottle.com/audio/duckjob.wav | ||
| Gschuette |
I haven't heard Donald getting a BJ in a long time that was great. | ||
| Midknyte |
What is Mrs. Piggy's favorite condom? . . . . . . . . . . . Rib'bed  | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
A woman wakes up in the middle of the night and notices that her husband isn't in bed anymore. She gets up and goes down to check out where he is. She finds him staring at the wall, tears in his eyes. She asks: "what's going on, darling?" After a while he answers: " Do you remember the first time we had sex in the back of my car and your father caught us?" "Yes !" she answers. "Do you remember the fact that he put the barrel of a gun in my mouth and said : Or you marry my daughter or you go to prison for at least 20 years !!!" "Yes, I still remember" answers his wife, emotioned by his romantic memories. "Well" he says, " today I would have been free... " | ||
| Evaddave |
Gschuette, I almost fell out of my chair when I saw Tendafoot. I'm still waiting to see somebody make a fairing in Strongbad's likeness and put it on a red XB12R. | ||
| Gschuette |
Hey Evaddave there is like 100 strongbad 'toons here. http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery were staring at a portrait that had them totally confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a park bench. Two of the men had black penises, but the one seated in the middle, had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery realized the confused couple were having trouble with interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on and on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominantly white, patriarchal society. "In fact", he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink penis reflects the cultural and sociological oppression expressed by gay men in a contemporary society". After the curator left, a Scotsman man approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?" "Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the Gallery?" asked the couple. "Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there is no African-American representation at all. They're just three Scottish coal-miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch." | ||
| Gschuette |
Oh my God grumps that was cracking me up! | ||
| Road_thing |
Dateline: College Station, Texas A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took the scientist outside and kicked the •••• out of him... | ||
| Vegasbueller |
I want to be a Scottish Coal Miner  |
