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Corporatemonkey
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 01:02 am: | 
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Slice one habanero pepper open and while wearing rubber gloves gently rub the juices on items your victim will touch (door knobs, keyboards, etc...).
The oils will stick with the victim for many hours and if they rub their eyes, or pick their noise (or something else) and nice burning sensation will occur.
In a similar fashion you can introduce the hot oil into your victims favorite "personal lubricant" I don't think I need to explain what happens next. |
Johnnylunchbox
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 03:21 pm: |
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Visine in a beer can kill someone. Don't even try it. |
Johnnylunchbox
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 05:36 pm: |
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A buddy and I broke into a guy's (that we know sort of) old beat up conversion van and taped a big sign on the side window behind a curtain that said "FREE CANDY!". Not sure how long he drove around like that. Never asked him about it.
Next sign will say "FREE PUPPIES!" and so on... |
86129squids
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 01:06 pm: |
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IIRC the Visine effect is no more due to manufacturer reformulation- also, I've heard that before the change, it COULD hurt someone pretty bad...
I'm a big fan of PRACTICAL jokes, ones that do little to no $$$ or bodily damage and produce LOTS of yuks.
Re/Search Press has a great book titled "Pranks"- reading it, I realized it's more a book of philosophy than anything.
Great thread, youn's- keep on keepin on!! |
Sayitaintso
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 01:53 pm: |
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One that we did to the "new guys" while in the Army was strip them down to their boxers and blind fold them... line them up should to shoulder, and while yelling at them spread potato chips on the ground in front of them. Then break some glass bottle into a trash can so it sounds like you breaking the glass on the ground...... then someone push them from behind..... its a real heart stopper when done to you and great fun when doing it to others. The first step or two REALLY make you think your walking on broken glass. Kinda an initiation thing |
Just_ziptab
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 06:53 pm: |
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Initiation......."Airplane ride". Blindfolded person steps on to a 2x12 that is supported by a book on each end. The board is raised a inch or so up by helpers and the blindfolded person is told that he is five feet off the ground now and has to bail out........jumps off the 3" high board and lands on both feet,but still falls in a pile. If he won't jump,the board is tipped a bit. |
Cityxslicker
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 07:10 pm: |
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a garbage bag full of shaving cream, whipping cream, slimey oooey substance what have you, slide the mouth of the bag under the seam of the door, step, jump or squeaze on bag, emptying contents into other side of closed locked door.
ah, I miss dorm life. |
Cochise
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 07:14 pm: |
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When I worked at Grinnell Fire Protection, we used to put pipe "dope" under the "pull up" door handles. When they go to the bin doors to get their papertowels, there is another load of the teflon again. If they get you back, you then put pipe joint lubrication jelly (really stings your eyes when it hits them) on their windshield wipers at the bottom, then either turn their windshield wipers on, or spray the windshield with water so when the wiper does it's thing, it pipe lube smears all over it.
My uncle used to work on pipelines and would take poison ivy and rub the newbies on the back of the neck if they were allergic. I wouldn't recommend that one. |
Circusninja
| | Posted on Friday, August 14, 2009 - 11:31 pm: |
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Got a friend asleep in the car? This works great if they are in the back seat. Find a deserted stretch of road, coast down to a controllable speed, then lock the e-brake and scream like you are about to crash... the look on their face will be worth a million $ |
Circusninja
| | Posted on Friday, August 14, 2009 - 11:33 pm: |
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Keep a pair of binoculars in the car for this one. Volunteer to be designated driver for a buddy. Watch him get crocked, and on the drive home, tell him that you have heard reports of lots of deer, and ask him to use the binoculars to watch for deer. Just make sure you can pull over before they puke. |
Ferrisbuellersdayoff
| | Posted on Saturday, August 15, 2009 - 02:51 am: |
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When this one guy would take his tool box home every night we'd add a 2lb weight to the bottom. when we added 12lbs, we emptied his box and he fell over attempting to yank the empty box off the ground.
Another time we tapcon'd(blue concrete screws) his box to the floor.
I've tapcon'd apprentices tool pouches to the deck(concrete ceiling).
One guy in my class leaves his bookbag laying around, he left it outside the restroom while he went to relieve himself. I opened the door to the womens restroom and just threw it in and kept walking.
Cut the bottom out of a 5 gallon bucket. place it in front of someones front door. Fill the bucket with some loose particle media...pea gravel, large grain sand, wood chips, my personal favorite a mixture of tacks, BB's, marbles and dog kibble. They'll lift the bucket up(actually just the walls) and the mess goes everywhere.
Get one of those 5 gallon jugs thats turned upside down on the water cooler. fill it with 3 or 4 gallons of milk. replace lid. place in direct sunlight. milk will separate between clear liquid and white solids. both smell putrid. apply where stink is needed. |
Speedfreaks101
| | Posted on Saturday, August 15, 2009 - 03:35 am: |
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Place an ad (for your best friend using your brothers name) for a "free baby gorilla" and sit back and listen to them bitch and moan. Then listen to the voice mails from animal rights nuts (among others) telling your buddy that he has no right to have the gorilla and that they are going to find him. |
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