| Author | Message | ||
     Hexangler |
Paring apples for hard cider, middle digit laceration, two injections, three stitches. Sympathy?   | ||
| Danger_dave |
You just have to be smarter than the knife. | ||
| Court |
Man . . .tough crowd to troll for sympathy!  | ||
| Slaughter |
Digital communication is still possible. Whatchya complainin' about? | ||
| Danger_dave |
And the message comes gift wrapped. | ||
| Reindog |
On the upside, you are gonna be popular with women. | ||
| Nevrenuf |
"On the upside, you are gonna be popular with women." +100 | ||
| Spiderman |
ya gotta come up with a better story than cutting apples. Saving a baby from a wild dingo, rescuing puppies from a blender, etc. Paring apples is not going to impress chicks and friends... Just sayin...  | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
I scrolled down extra slowly. I shouldn't have. Glad it's your finger. | ||
| Danger_dave |
Film cut. Massive risk of oxide poisoning. Needs constant TLC. | ||
| Froggy |
Nice, I see you can't operate a camera and resorted to sticking your hand in a scanner or copy machine | ||
| Jramsey |
A nail biter's hand is all I see. | ||
| Moxnix |
How about posting a picture of the Liberty sidecar rig? By the way, are you a lefty? Correction, left-handed? (Message edited by moxnix on August 05, 2009) | ||
| Gregtonn |
A friend of mine used to say, "If you"re looking for sympathy look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis." He died of cancer but stuck with that quote to the end. G | ||
| Thetable |
Looks to me like you might not need so much hard cider to begin with... | ||
| Lonewolfnavet |
You want sympathy? Well, you can find it in the dictionary after the word S#*T LOL! Just kidding! | ||
| Danger_dave |
How you feelin' now Hex? | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Damn tough room tonight. | ||
| Hexangler |
Much better, thanks. Clutch finger important for typing too. Glad it was the left, I can still wield a paint brush with my good hand. | ||
| Not_purple_s2 |
Damn, been there and recently. I sliced open my index finger on a super nasty burr on a girder here at work. The shots to numb the finger for stitches were the worst part. I had to really fight not to snatch the doctor up and slap him around. | ||
| Gunut75 |
They make machines for pearing apples ya know! | ||
| Hexangler |
I had to really fight not to snatch the doctor up and slap him around. Exactly! I even told her before she started, "I'm going to try REAL hard to be your friend right now!"  | ||
| Greenlantern |
 Norton: Tell me, O Chef of the Future, can it pare a apple? Ralph: Ohhh, it can pare a apple. But I don't think Hexangler got the memo! |
