| Author | Message | ||
     Old_man |
> The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and accepting donations. The Library will include: > 1. The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. > 2. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything. > 3. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up. > 4. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in. > 5. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out. > 6. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find. > 7. The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling. > 8. The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy. > 9. The Economy Room, which is in the toilet. > 10. The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.) > 11. The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery. > 12. The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty. > 13. The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election. > 14. The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators. > 15. The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws. > Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to help you locate and view the President's accomplishments. > The library will also include many famous Quotes by George W. Bush: > 1. 'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.' > 2. 'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.' > 3. 'Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.' > 4. 'No senior citizen should ever have to choose between prescription drugs and medicine.' > 5. 'I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.' > 6. 'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.' > 7. 'Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.' > 8. 'I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.' > 9. 'The future will be better tomorrow.' > 10. 'We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.' > 11. 'One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.' (during an education photo-op) > 12. 'Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.' > 13. 'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.' > 14. 'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.' > 15. 'I stand by all the misstatements that I've made | ||
| Doughnut |
15. 'I stand by all the misstatements that I've made Hate to say it but I have often had more meaning behind what I have said then what was conveyed by my words. (Not defending Pres. Bush.) | ||
| Old_man |
15. 'I stand by all the misstatements that I've made Sadly, I undersood what he meant. | ||
| Elsinore74 |
Old Man, I'm kinda new here, and slower than the average bear, but I get the impression you're a man of strong political convictions. If you can't laugh at a President, and I mean ANY President, not just ones you may disagree with, you're missing the point of Free Speech. As Larry the Cable Guy says, "That's just funny; I don't care who you are." We haven't had a perfect President yet, and I don't expect to live to see one. We do live in the greatest country on Earth, though. | ||
| Doughnut |
I don't think Old_Man was getting too serious, but may have been agreeing with me. Could be wrong, but I like The Old_Man. As I will say at times. . . It is all fun and games until someone losses an eye, and so long as it isn't me, then it is just fun! People in power are often "killed" on there words rather then there message. Am I making sense or just babaling? | ||
| Old_man |
I was agreeing. | ||
| Doughnut |
Old_man, making it to home coming? Would like to meet ya, though I may be working./ | ||
| Old_man |
I would love to go. It might be difficult this year. I'll look you up if I am able to go. | ||
| Elsinore74 |
Don't "Misunderestimate" me on this (a W-ism). I'm not getting serious, and have no problems w/the W-isms. In the past some folks around here have gotten a bit 'wrapped around the axle' (Not a W-ism, BTW) about politics. The point (one point, at least)of humor is simple: to laugh. Laughter is freedom. | ||
| Old_man |
Yes, many "politically motivated" here. Some here say those "politically motivated" have no validity. I say take it all with a grain of salt. | ||
| Doughnut |
Trust me, I make an ass of myself in my uni. just about every day. I really am fine with the humor thing. If you can't laugh at yourself, you have no right laughing at others. Think that Old_man was just pointing out some fun with the Pres. | ||
| Doughnut |
Day late, dollar short with my last post. | ||
| Doughnut |
There is no leader that is so great that they should take themselves so serious that they cannot enjoy the stupid moments. | ||
| Elsinore74 |
I just fear a day when we can't laugh at our leaders. Or ride motorcycles, or light farts in public... | ||
| Cowboy |
Dont pay any Att. to old man. as you can see by his profile he is a retired cop. As he dont have any one to Bully he is having a hard time ajusting to life as we know it. | ||
| Old_man |
Elsinore, Have you visited the backfire section yet. You can find "Obama" with over 1100 posts bashing the current president. | ||
| Old_man |
You will find Cowboy there. Grain of salt. | ||
| Aesquire |
The WMD room is in Syria. The Russians moved it, and didn't tell George. I've often said I would love to hunting with Dick Cheney. I'd be behind him 100%. In armor & a helmet. re: room #14 I also occasionally loudly announce in bathroom stalls, "My wide stance has nothing to do with my sexuality or political position. I'm just trying to keep my pants off the floor"..... freaks people out. That list is funny. George the younger still isn't as prolific with the gaffes as Danforth Quail. Spider Robinson once wrote a book that used Dan Quail quotes as chapter headers.... Priceless! ( as is almost all Spider's work, I commend it to you ) | ||
| Old_man |
Cowboy shows great intelligence. Although he has never met me and doesn't know me, He knows that because I was a policeman for 38 years, I am a bully. Ask Cowboy about his feelings for the KKK (Message edited by old_man on June 03, 2009) | ||
| Darthane |
7. The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling. ...seems to me this one may be transferred from Library to Library for some time. >.< | ||
| Court |
>>>>As Larry the Cable Guy says, "That's just funny; I don't care who you are." I absolutely agree and the list being built now is going to make that look like an M.I.T. Doctoral Thesis! Funny stuff. The media today is trying to figure out how Obama shrunk or the King grew in the last month . . . . remember a month ago Robert Gibbs, White House Clown, explained to us that Obama had to "bend" to greet the King due to the fact that Obama was "so much taller". Somehow today he managed to be staring his Highness right in the eye . . . . steroids? . . performance enhancing drugs? . . . hmmmmm | ||
| Old_man |
Politically motivated? | ||
| Dbird29 |
What a bitter Old_man.  | ||
| Cyclonedon |
that was great! I just copied and sent it to several friends. Thanks for posting it. Old_man, you need to come to homecoming! | ||
| Littlebuggles |
"The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling." Seriously? How long is it going to take our children to pay for the current administration's spending? I know that list has some funny stuff in there but that line just went right up my nose. | ||
| 86129squids |
On the subject of great humor, I'm digging Conan with the Tonite Show, followed by Jimmy Fallon and the Roots. This thread reminds me why The Daily Show is the best and most important comedy show out there, properly followed by Steve Colbert. Makes me want to get cable again. Dems vs the GOP? Bodysurfing vs douche canoeing ALL IN GOOD FUN YOU UPTITE BEATTCHES |
