| Author | Message | ||
     Corporatemonkey |
This is a link for a "wolf" t-shirt on amazon. Someone thought it would be funny to leave a creative comment. Well it went viral, now there are a lot of hilarious comments. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000NZW3IY/ref=cm _sw_r_fa_dp | ||
| Corporatemonkey |
I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there.  | ||
| Wrong36 |
holy crap, is this funny!!! thanks for the link. check out "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed" Tuscan Whole Milk has over 1,000 reviews!!! | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Damn you Monkey.... I had to order one. I want to get a picture of me wearing its awesome-ness and powerful shirt in every state of the union. Seriously though, the last time I lost that much time on the internet was when I got forwarded the www.fmylife.com link thanks again Monkey | ||
| Corporatemonkey |
Tuscan Whole Milk has over 1,000 reviews!!! I had totally forgotten about Tuscan milk. The NYTimes did a piece in 2006 about it. There are others such as: The "Sea Cow" shirt http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Sea-Cows-T-Shir t/dp/B000OG4ENO/ref=pd_sbs_a_1 The "Zubaz" pants http://www.amazon.com/Zubaz-Pants/dp/B000WVXM0W/re f=pd_sbs_a_3 And the wonderfully written "Joe the Plumber book" http://www.amazon.com/Joe-Plumber-Fighting-America n-Dream/dp/0976974037/ref=pd_sbs_a_7 | ||
| Corporatemonkey |
Mudbug, remember F'ed company.com They have since folded, but during the .com era that place was a gold mine. A few of my former employers were featured regularly | ||
| Ustorque |
i will read all 220 comments tonight if it kills me......this is great shit!  | ||
| Americanmadexb |
thats freakin funny. i think i need to create an account to add to the madness! | ||
| Ustorque |
Does it get any better than this? "Three Wolf Moon T-shirt" has usurped the top position in my shirt rotation, beating out the long time king "10c moustache rides" and the close second, "deaf leopard '87 tour". some of these are great | ||
| Ustorque |
I had a two-wolf shirt for a while and I didn't think life could get any better. I was wrong. Life got 50% better, no lie. } The moment my hands touched the sweet half polyester three wolf t-shirt Thor, god of thunder, came down from the heavens and bequeathed his hammer to me. I then began to smite everyone around me in the wal-mart and costco parking lot with raging thunderbolts of justice. Needless to say, 60 year grandmas all around me were swooning at my dashing baseball helmet with 2 beers attached, and of course my three wolf T-Shirt. I then erupted into flames and assumed control of the world. MUST BUY! } (Message edited by ustorque on May 19, 2009) | ||
| Not_purple_s2 |
Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal. 128 fl oz! | ||
| Corporatemonkey |
WHen I first looked at it, the shirt had 107 reviews. Now it is over 240. There is a post from the actual seller, priceless stuff. My favorite post today is: After a long night of copious amounts of grain alcohol and this marvelous Appalachian potion the guy behind the local Costco calls "moonshine", I decided I needed to buy a shirt that expresses how mystic I am as well as how a 3.2 blood-alcohol level can make you see the ghost of Christmas past spin a dreidel, of all things, precisely on a Vietnamese prostitute's areola. Only two things instantly came to mind: John Tesh and wolves. I ignored John Tesh, of course, and immediately jumped to wolves. Somehow I ended up here in this very listing to view what could only be described as the defining moment of my life. This shirt embodies everything I stand for. It's got three wolves, it's got howling, and it's got the moon. THE MOON. If you didn't know, we landed on that thing, so yeah. I knew instantly I had to have it and considering Amazon's great price at 73% off it meant I could possibly revisit my initial John Tesh thought. Anyway, fast forward a few days (DAYS, people, Amazon is AMAZING) and the UPS guy delivers the shirt to my doorstep. He asked, "yo, kemo sabe, what's in the righteous tiddly-iteous box, mi amigo?" I know what you're thinking, and yes Pauly Shore has indeed really gone downhill. "Listen here, weasel, what business is it of yours what I've got in this box containing only the most mystical shirt not worn on Indian reservations?" I said. Mr. Shore was speechless. Then we drank more moonshine. Later that night Pauly Shore and I went to watch Wolverine, and I wore my magical shirt... because 21 ounces of white lightning will make you think that makes perfect sense. And for those wondering about this Tuscan Whole Milk, here you go http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128 /dp/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=grocery&qid=12 42789476&sr=8-1 | ||
| Pammy |
This was funny to me. http://www.amazon.com/How-Live-Huge-Penis-Meditati ons/dp/1594743061/ref=pd_sbs_a_5 Look at the "this user also bought..." merchandise also. I could use that nutcracker...Ha Ha | ||
| Slaughter |
This is a classic "Goon Rush" at somethingawful.com - I'll check it out when I get home (somethingawful is an "iffy" site for me to check at work) |
