| Author | Message | ||
     Firebolt32 |
I was searching the web for motorcycle laws in Florida. I came across this site. http://www.dumblaws.com/ I found this one funny for Florida...You may not fart in a public place after 6 P. We have wide variety of states here. Post your dumb laws... | ||
| Xl1200r |
For New York: Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business. I think we win. | ||
| Xl1200r |
However, It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing. So, tight shirt = jail. No shirt = party time. | ||
| Greenlantern |
For New York: Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business. I think we win. However, It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing. So, tight shirt = jail. No shirt = party time. I'm not seeing where any of this is a problem.  | ||
| Froggy |
Me neither  | ||
| Firebolt32 |
No wonder I see so many dirty people walk in and out of this court house... It is considered an offense to shower naked. Guess I'll have to leave my clothes on tonight... | ||
| Thumper74 |
We have a couple good ones in Ohio: It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. Where in the heck would you fish for whales in Ohio? It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house. I don’t know if this is a dumb law… No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July. YES! No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if it offends the second person. I thought this was common sense. What if it’s of another gender? Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses. Good thing I got a Blackberry last week! In the city I work in, “Catch 22 is banned.” Hmm… | ||
| Greenlantern |
Alabama: "Bear wrestling matches are prohibited." Sucks to live there!  | ||
| Damnut |
In MA: Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder. F*ckin A right!!! What kind of a dumb-ass puts tomatoes in clam chowda??? Oh yea a NY dumb-ass.  | ||
| Greenlantern |
"Oh yea a NY dumb-ass." MA: Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts. (That's a requirement in NY!) All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday. (Jesus hates the Sox.) Hunting on Sundays is prohibited. (Wouldn't want to stain the pews.) It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath. (Define "half bath".) A woman can not be on top in sexual activities. (The strangler can't work on his back?) No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car. ( Arrest Ted Kennedy then. I'm sure there was some monkey business going on in the back of his car.) Tattooing and body piercing is illegal. (Have to protect the children from infection.) Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes. (OH....Never mind.) | ||
| Slaughter |
What about Dwarf Tossing (and I'm NOT talking about "Tossing" in the British sense but about physically launching the guys - throwing for distance and style points) | ||
| Pkforbes87 |
Oklahoma: Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine. | ||
| Buellinachinashop |
Anal sex is illegal here. Takes all the fun out of Porn night at ChinaShop's. | ||
| P_squared |
Texas: A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home. (Message edited by P_squared on April 30, 2009) | ||
| Gunut75 |
Oklahoma: ......................WHAT A CROCK!!!!!!  .........I guess you will just have to close your windows, and lock the doors!!! | ||
| Firebolt32 |
Anal sex is illegal here. Takes all the fun out of Porn night at ChinaShop's. Only receiving it is illegal. | ||
| Rpm4x4 |
MN Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head. | ||
| M2statz |
WIS-The state definition of rape stated that it was a man having sex with a woman he knows not to be his wife. | ||
| M2statz |
WIS-Condoms were considered an obscene article and had to hidden behind the pharmacist’s counter. My favorite and it is still enforced-Livestock have the right-of-way on public roads. | ||
| M2statz |
Ok just one from Kenosha-No male is allowed to be in a state of arousal in public. | ||
| Cityxslicker |
I dont know about what is stupid and against the law.... But in Washington it is LEGAL to marry your first cousin. You can thank Mr. Gary Locke for that one. Mona must hate 'family' reunions at the homestead. | ||
| Ferris_von_bueller |
And some thought stupid politicians were just a recent phenomena | ||
| Ourdee |
I got this from a good source. Some friends of mine (LEOs) looking up silly topics found that in rural Boone County, Illinois it is legal to cut your lawn in the nude with a firearm strapped to your side as long as you possess a valid FOID card and are not in a state of arousal. | ||
| Corporatemonkey |
My favorite stupid law comes from the UK. A pregnant woman can at any time ask a Bobby (cop) for his hat, for the sole purpose of urinating in it. | ||
| Texastechx1 |
Texas: It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. I might be in some serious trouble!  | ||
| Firebolt32 |
Those could be the best so far. Damn Texans... | ||
| Glen |
Michigan = There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.(like making it illegal would stop them lol) A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission. No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.(say whaaaaat!!!!) It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.(boy if i had a dollar for every time i fell for that one.) | ||
| Texastechx1 |
No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison. but if shes married... its all cool | ||
| Xb12mel |
PA: "Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue." Why not just walk? | ||
| Xb12mel |
also in PA: "A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling."  |
