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     Xl1200r |
This one showed up on Craigslist today: http://albany.craigslist.org/mcy/1066414492.html And just in case they flag it, here's the text. I was laughing out loud on this one: Brand New "Hello Kitty" Pink Vespa S150 Custom Paint Job $6150, sold from Vespa Schenectady with 1 year unlimited mile warranty. OK, let me start off by saying this Vespa is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Vespa would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly. It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, that's what your Prius is for. If that's the kind of Vehicle you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop. This machine was designed by Italy's finest artists and engineers to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), a heated leather seat (real men don't let anything warm near their butt), or On Star (real men don't even know what the hell On Star is). No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has an engine made to outrun the cops. It's got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit under the seat. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. The Vespa also has an automatic transmission (CVT) so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun and drive at the same time. It's saved my bacon more than once. Its a two seater, which means it has room for you and that hottie you've had your eye on at the gym. A tow hitch can be installed if you find the need to pull your 50 caliber anti-Taliban, self cooling machine gun. You can also put in a new windshield to replace the one that got shot out by The Man. My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $6150, but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $500 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore. There's only 001 miles on this two-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo. Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash. To sweeten the deal a little, I'm throwing in this pair of MC Hammer pants for the man with rippling quads that can't fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants. | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Somebody told their grandmother they wanted a motorcycle for their birthday | ||
| No_rice |
that add has been used on their before, but it was for something different. still kinda funny. | ||
| Slamber777 |
Yeah, saw the same add a while ago. Only it was a Nissan Xtera as the selling item. Funnier with the Xtera, to tell ya the truth. | ||
| Spiderman |
about as good as this one I found today http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcy/1062960379.html Looking for a crouch rocket bike - $4000 (Michigan) Reply to: sale-atczq-1062960379@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-03-06, 11:51AM EST I am looking for a almost stock or stock bike for less than or equal to $4000 in CASH on spot. The bike needs to have a clean record, no salvage title. The bike can be a r6,r1, 600rr, cbr, monster, zx-6r, 636, triumph 675, triumph daytona 600, aprilia, buell, gsxr... etc... email me asap.... the first best deal gets the 4k CASH | ||
| Nguzzi |
I am 6 foot 6 and ride a pink scooter. I have a pink Buddie 125 in my garage. I store it for free for a gal pal of mine. There have been many special occasions (beer runs) when I have sneaked a ride on it. I am also proud to say that I have been the passenger, she is 5 foot 2. So if you ever are in the twin cities and see us, give us a wave. |
