| Author | Message | ||
     Bill0351 |
I hope this link works. It may be the most important website you ever visit. http://www.stopabductions.com/ | ||
| Froggy |
Damn it, if I switch from my tin foil hat to this, then the government will be able to read my mind. I cant win. | ||
| Preybird1 |
LOL lol lol whatever freaks | ||
| Dogdaze |
Will these helmets also help limit alien anal probes? | ||
| Froggy |
In theory yes, as they wont be able to abduct you, they will have to round you up and probe you the old fashioned way. This doesn't look bulky, perhaps I can line my helmet with it. | ||
| Kyrocket |
They were just telling that girl on the site they were "aliens" and had to "probe" her. Been probing her for years she said. They don't want to read my mind anyway. | ||
| Swordsman |
Why would brain shielding stop their tractor beams and teleportation fields? That's how they get you on the ship. I call BS. Phony product. ~SM | ||
| Slaughter |
Yeah baby, I got your alien probe right here! | ||
| Swordsman |
OH, get this: "They (the aliens) are good at manipulating your spouse to have a conflict with you about wearing the helmet." LOL, yeeeeah, there's certainly no chance your spouse simply thinks you're an idiot.  ~SM | ||
| Slaughter |
We JUST came up with a conflicting theory... I need it to be reviewed here. You make up this device - who's to say that it's not actually a thought-wave collimator device of some sort which collects all your brain waves and projects them out in a concentrated beam making it in fact EASIER for the aliens to pick you up. Am I WRONG? Also, tinfoil isn't as effective as it was once, the CIA and the aliens now have countermeasures. I gotta go potty but the cameras can see through the paper bag that I put over my foil hat... so I pee in my water bottle at my desk. I know they take DNA samples from our toilets in order to construct a new race of clones from our own DNA!!! There's more but I've heard that if you type for more than 3 minutes, they can pick that up too. GOTTA GO | ||
| Hootowl |
I wonder if this guy votes? Scary. | ||
| Froggy |
The way it works is it stops the aliens from being able to immobilize you so they can pick you up with the beam. The aliens will most likely then move on to a easier target. The site mentions the only times the helmet has failed was if the helmet was was removed by an alien on the ground. | ||
| Cityxslicker |
If it were really true, wouldnt Billy Mays be haucking them by now.... Or maybe his buddy Vince, or Anthony. But if you order now, we will double your offer... Thats right TWO Helmets for the low price of 35.99, just pay shipping and processing, we will also through in the unabridged copy of the Anarchist Cook book. Order now, supplies are going fast, and we must limit the order to 5 per caller. We cant do this all day; Call NOW. | ||
| Firebolt32 |
You can make a thought screen helmet for $35 if you purchase Velostat by the yard. I'll start making them now and sell them for $25 plus 10% for BadWebbers. Any takers?  | ||
| Spatten1 |
Also, tinfoil isn't as effective as it was once, the CIA and the aliens now have countermeasures. Man, thanks for posting that. I had no idea tin foil wasn't getting the job done anymore. ••••• what do they already know??? I'm going into my sheilded bunker to make my new hat right ••••••• now. | ||
| Skinstains |
Do you think the helmet would pass SNELL 2005 ? This velostat stuff seems to be magic I hope it will pass. | ||
| Seanp |
I'll start making them now and sell them for $25 plus 10% for BadWebbers. Any takers? I'll take four. One each for me and my wife, and can you make two little ones for our two cats? They shouldn't go unprotected either... | ||
| Ted |
what a scam. as if all aliens use the same kind of thought control ! these devices are like anti-virus software, eventually some alien thought control will get around it.  | ||
| Hootowl |
Ted, you're probably one of those alien-human hybrids that we were warned about. I'm making one despite what you say. You'd better not sneak up behind me and take it off either or I'll find you after my regression therapy and kick your arse. | ||
| Edgydrifter |
Here are my two favorite "tips" from the website: 2. Have a locked cabinet. Aliens have taken ten helmets from abductees and several Velostat lined baseball caps. If you are not wearing a hat they will go through your entire house looking for them. They will not, however, go into a locked cabinet. Before you make a helmet have some kind of cabinet or trunk that you can lock. That way they won’t take it. 4. Secure the helmet with tape or string. Almost any kind of tape or string wrapped around the helmet several times will prevent aliens from removing the helmet if they manage to get close to you. Soooo... the aliens are masters of space with unthinkably advanced technologies and telepathic powers, but can be totally defeated with a padlock and some duct tape. MacGyver would totally pwn the greys! | ||
| Hootowl |
I keep mine in the fish tank. Aliens hate water. | ||
| 2008xb12scg |
Dude!! There is NOT an alien but probe coming out of my a$$ and I'm not farting fire! I think that girl just got probed by the wrong alien. | ||
| Firebolt020283 |
damn I guess I need to stop hanging out with you guys on the internet.  | ||
| Crusty |
I could swear that I hear Rod Serling narrating in the background... | ||
| Bbbob |
Wouldn't a full face helmet provide more protection? Maybe a modular? | ||
| Seanp |
The sad thing is that the guy seems pretty intelligent. His website isn't full of grammatical errors, he has an impressive resume, (though it's a little shaky to see that he's worked for so many tech companies) and I'd be willing to bet that if you talked to this guy at a barbecue or a party, he'd seem like a relatively normal, (perhaps mildly idiosyncratic) dude. | ||
| Edgydrifter |
Relatively normal, except for the leather aviator's cap with grounding wires dangling out of it. That might be a tip-off. Crazy is as crazy does. | ||
| Firebolt32 |
The Cat lids are still a prototype Sean...I'm still working on it. The sad thing about this is people ACTUALLY believe it! | ||
| Madduck |
No, the sad part is that we are perpetuating the unconscienable abduction process. If we band together we can drive them from our skies. | ||
| Froggy |
You don't believe it? Alien abductions do happen. Just like motorcycle wrecks, you prepare yourself and hope it never happens. ATGATT. This is the same concept, except you don't look as stupid as someone running around in a 1 piece cow hide. |
