| Author | Message | ||
     Bads1 |
Mine are.... 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup or brown sugar 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher. Cherry Mistmas ! | ||
| Sticks |
So many to choose from... I should think one from any pornsite that the GF finds on the 'puter this time o' year. | ||
| Brumbear |
DUH all of em | ||
| Froggy |
Not necessarily a Xmas cookie, but oatmeal cookies are my pick. | ||
| Edgydrifter |
Russian tea cookies. Not as good as a nice oatmeal raisin cookie, but they are tasty and my mom always makes them around Xmas--by virtue of which they are the best. | ||
| Firebolt020283 |
white chocolate covered oreos. you can only get them during christmas. | ||
| Tmc |
raw sugar cookie dough is the best. and little debbie oatmeal pies are right up there to | ||
| Speedfreaks101 |
Send the wife to the "Great American Cookie Company" and tell her to bring back "Cheesecake Chocolate Swirl Brownies" and stop back by "Fat Dogs" and pick up some "Sam Adams Irish Red" Great Combination  | ||
| Leftcoastal |
These are good - - not really cookies - more like little miniature pecan pies. Canfield would be buying tickets to the left coast if he knew they were here. AL  | ||
| Skinstains |
White Rose System double hamburger with an over easy egg on it, yummy. | ||
| Pkforbes87 |
"miniature pecan pies." I LOVE getting those things from gas stations around here. Bet the homemade ones are twice as good! | ||
| Hooligan620 |
I've never met a Christmas cookie I didn't like! | ||
| Danny_h__jesternut |
My little dog, Cookie.(Mini Pin) She was a Christmas puppy some 12 years ago. What a fun, fiesty little companion she turned out to be. | ||
| Guell |
Chocolate bourbon balls |
