| Author | Message | ||
     Ulynut |
Danger Dave rocks!!!! H.T.F.U. | ||
| Brumbear |
I need a bigger penis and the ability to sing | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
I need a bigger penis and the ability to sing I just need to learn how to sing.   | ||
| Badlionsfan |
Lower the age of consent to 14!!! | ||
| Glitch |
^pedo!^ | ||
| Badlionsfan |
I meant to drink and buy smokes, yeah that's it.  | ||
| Spike |
CHAINS! I helped a friend replace the chain/sprockets on his bike today. I had forgotten what a complete pain those things are. | ||
| Brumbear |
Old balls the toilet water is godammm cooollllddd | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
I don't know, dipping my hemorrhoids into the toilet water is kinda soothing. | ||
| Brumbear |
drying out like a wet dog shaking sounds like something I'd be bitchin about | ||
| Vampress |
Moron drivers that can't merge into traffic on the highway Drivers that can merge quite well without even looking, into a lane already occupied by a motorcycle w rider WRX drivers who put an exhaust pipe with a 12inch circumference on, try and race you from the lights..AND play loud crap music  No pineapple at subway my neighbours calling my dog(atm) Monday through Friday Getting to work soggy | ||
| Ratbuell |
Moron drivers that can't merge into traffic on the highway Amen! Three sides = YIELD. Stop signs have EIGHT sides.... And how hard is it - really - to flip a freakin' switch to turn on a turn signal? <sigh> +1 on pacing cars in the next lane. 2 lanes = 2 speeds. Pass 'em or join 'em. | ||
| 4_pete_sake |
Stupid people that tailgate motorcycles anywhere, but especially on the freeway at 65mph.... I am pretty sure they will fair okay if I have to lay it down but I am not to sure about myself.... so when I do make out in any condition at all, know that I will be coming to kick your..... enough said turn signals .... turn signals .... turn signals ...everyone has them but why does noone use them in the south... out west they used them and they meant something... here... never and why even bother looking... what I want I get... and I want to be in that lane... what are you 5yrs old you snot nosed ...enough .... blood pressure rising... teeth clinching.... enough... | ||
| Ustorque |
sub shops that weigh their meat......just fill the F'N thing! | ||
| Sticks |
It seems like all the single women where I live are either fat or the hot ones are 20 years younger than me. It just ain't right. Start working out bitches, we shouldn't have to rent a crane to " pick you up " The humanity... | ||
| Brumbear |
Call girls dude The DOCTOR IS IN | ||
| Court |
Nothing to report . . . I'll keep trying. Sunny in NYC and I'm off to ride. | ||
| New12r |
Neighbors that have 3 huge dogs that bark all through the night, this was the 4th night in a row, already called the cops, next is animal control. | ||
| Brumbear |
steak with some little blue pills crushed up inside THE DOCTOR IS IN | ||
| 4_pete_sake |
amen ...-1000 to barking dogs.... have 3 next door... cities that don't having bark dog laws and then when they do ... "dog must bark non-stop for 20min straight before a warning will be issued"... oh yeah and the officer must be there for 20mins... yeah that is going to be a priority in the #1 violent crime city ... right.... just be a f'n responsible owner and respect your neighbor... train your dog a-hole...oh and barking law only applies from 10p to 6a... right when all the drug dealer are shooting... new years eve is so fun at my house.... | ||
| Hitman44139 |
The crap music car thing!!!! and •••• is that car so damn fast it needs that 3 ' spoiler?? | ||
| Johnnylunchbox |
Dude, why would you give the dogs Viagra? That's f'ed up. | ||
| Brumbear |
hard to bark with a stiff neck | ||
| Tramp |
Buell's "We Are Tractor Supply" video-ad on Buell.com | ||
| Hr_puffinstuff |
DRUNK DRIVERS people that stir the pot, but have no idea how much shit is in it authority without responsibility stupid peoples' kids cold weather | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Dumb people that queue for hours to get into the new IKEA store here, Then abandon their cars anywhere they can, Then queue even longer to get out! The store's going to be there for YEARS to come, fer crissakes. I had to have 3 cars moved (one of em got towed) just to get the tractor out after I'd dropped a semi on one of their unloading bays. | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Mommy track 30 something womenz. | ||
| Tramp |
Healthy "riders" who whine online about their injuries and procedures. We're motorcyclists, and sh*t happens. If you still have 4 limbs, your eyesight, are cancer-free and an (more or less) intact cranium, stop bitching. The VA's full of combat vets who will never walk again, let alone ride, and who will never see again, let alone post on web forums. Life hurts sometimes. What defines us as men (and women) is how we buck up and move the hell through it. | ||
| Spiderman |
Joey Kocur waiting on the door step to stuff a rebound past you!! DAMN YOU JOEY KOCUR!!! | ||
| Spdkls |
people who use the race card only when it suits them. having to buy an entire kit of torx wrenches to get a size 27.(i have 3 full kits now) one-upper's!!! having a squid tell you how much faster their r6 is every time they see you seeing wendy's 99 cent menu commercials. they don't do it here. seeing commercials for restaurants that aren't even in this part of the state. getting orders one month after i just bought something new.(4th time now) |
