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Firebolt32
| Posted on Monday, May 26, 2008 - 07:06 pm: |
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Today me and the misses decided to go eat out at one of our favorite spots, Moe's. We get done eating and hop on the bike to head home. I pull out of the lot and come to a three way stop wanting to turn left. I'm proceeding to make my turn when some "homeboy" in his POS caddy guns it to get in front of me. Cool...I'm fine. I pull up next to him at the light he hauled ass to get to and he starts creeping forward and reving his engine like he wants to race. He has what I guess were his kids in the car, I have my girl on the back with me, I'm not playing his game. Knowing this particular light cycle pretty well my girl leans forward and says "Do I need to hold on?". I slap and shield down and shook my head yes. Light turns green, I'm gone. 60mph in second gear, he's still at the light, I've proved my point and I don't think anything of it until... I look in my mirror behind me and the stupid motherf$cker is bearing down on me. I go to change lanes and this SOB changes lanes as well and drives right by me while in the same lane I'm in. I didn't want to jeopardize my girls life so I stayed cool until he got into the turning lane the next light up. I went ape sh!t. He's pointing at me like I did something. I'm scared to think what I may do if I see this guy again when I'm alone on the bike. |
Nillaice
| Posted on Monday, May 26, 2008 - 08:03 pm: |
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some stupid people will TELL me to "do a wheelie" i tell them no hard feelings, but eff off. i know i can wheelie, just like you know you can dust that caddy. it is hard to fight the temptation to show off to stupid people, but it keeps us out of possibly bad situations. |
Rick_a
| Posted on Monday, May 26, 2008 - 08:19 pm: |
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I raced a former coworker on a Night Train...this joker actually thought his big bore and drag pipe equipped bike had something on me. For weeks he was talking trash about it. We were cruising on the highway and I saw him crouch down and pin it. I let him get a good lead and get up to around 110 or so and passed him easily then backed off as traffic was picking up. So I lean back to look behind me and this fool comes flyin' between me and another car in my lane still doing well over 100 while I slowed to a normal speed. I was a bit miffed. To make things worse the idiot actually thought he caught up with me and passed me and immediately told everybody about how he beat me on my Buell...which got him universal ridicule by all. (Message edited by Rick_A on May 26, 2008) |
Jimduncan69
| Posted on Monday, May 26, 2008 - 08:21 pm: |
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stupid people shouldn't breed! |
Firebolt32
| Posted on Monday, May 26, 2008 - 08:36 pm: |
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I was fine in my situation today until the douche canoe passed me while I was in the same lane as him. If I didn't have my girl with me and those kids weren't in his car, fine...but don't put them in a situation like that. |
Nevrenuf
| Posted on Monday, May 26, 2008 - 08:55 pm: |
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must of been one of them "polk county boys" jesse. sometimes the temptation is great but your better off refraining. |
Firebolt32
| Posted on Monday, May 26, 2008 - 09:15 pm: |
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LOL...that's exactly what it was Neil. |
Nevrenuf
| Posted on Monday, May 26, 2008 - 09:21 pm: |
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that was an easy one to guess unfortunately. how's momma sue doing and tell her we said hello. andrea would still like to find an scg. was one close to her but the guy would never get in touch with me and ended up selling it to someone else in the same area as andrea. kind of pissed me off a bit but everything happens for a reason, you just have to figure it out. |
Firebolt32
| Posted on Monday, May 26, 2008 - 09:27 pm: |
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She's great. She was actually talking last night about how she misses the hell out of Wednesday. We all do. Brandon can't keep bikes anymore. They have a Uly and 1125r left...that's it. |
Djkaplan
| Posted on Wednesday, May 28, 2008 - 02:59 pm: |
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I have morons doing that to me all the time; it happened just last night (twice!) with a truck full of idiots. Ignore it next time... or you'll just prove you're as stupid as they are. |
Ferrisbuellersdayoff
| Posted on Wednesday, May 28, 2008 - 06:08 pm: |
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the idiot actually thought he caught up with me and passed me and immediately told everybody about how he beat me on my Buell My "friend", more like this guy that hangs around my bud Joey when we ride. At any rate he thought it was all about numbers and an 1100 Shadow was the end all killer V-twin because his dad had a VFR and it hauled ass so Honda is THE answer. When he's busy fidgeting with his vista-cruise and we roll by him he has to pass you at an exponential rate to prove his is fast. Tards amaze me sometimes. |
Mdm
| Posted on Wednesday, May 28, 2008 - 08:36 pm: |
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..I'm not playing his game. Knowing this particular light cycle pretty well my girl leans forward and says "Do I need to hold on?". I slap and shield down and shook my head yes. Light turns green, I'm gone. 60mph in second gear, he's still at the light, I've proved my point .. ?? Who is stupid ?? |
Firebolt32
| Posted on Wednesday, May 28, 2008 - 09:14 pm: |
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I had no intentions of doing anything until she said something. I've done my fair share of stupid things sure. I knocked his dick in the dirt...there was absolutely no reason for him to pass me the way he did. I find it hard to believe that not one person anywhere hasn't shook there head and say, "That was dumb." |
Prof_stack
| Posted on Wednesday, May 28, 2008 - 10:23 pm: |
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At a stop light some teenage boys in the car behind me begged me to do a wheelie. They were quite animated. I shook my head and rode normally and discovered shortly thereafter that behind them was a police car, which they knew was there. Punks. |
Mathen001
| Posted on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 01:46 am: |
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I was at a stop light in a sleepy town (Griffin Ga) and these KIDS Begged Can you do a wheelie?? I told them "I"m a stunter And I do wheelies to get paid or laid. what are you offering?"They rolled up the window |
Irideabuell
| Posted on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 06:19 am: |
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In the infamous words of one of my employees, "You can't fix stupid." |
Cyclone8u
| Posted on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 10:06 pm: |
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Let a Judge decide....just sayin' The Judge |
Mr_gto
| Posted on Friday, May 30, 2008 - 04:51 am: |
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I have to have a Judge now! That thing is great! Its probably a lot more legal than my sawed off 20gauge too! |
M2statz
| Posted on Friday, May 30, 2008 - 10:28 am: |
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Cigarette lighting, cell phone talking, junk food eating cage drivers! |
Miamiuly
| Posted on Friday, May 30, 2008 - 10:46 am: |
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In the infamous words of one of my employees, "You can't fix stupid." Ron White the comedian works for you? That guy is too funny. |
Just_ziptab
| Posted on Saturday, May 31, 2008 - 11:40 pm: |
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Sort on topic.My white trash neighbors built this huge fire pit(ten feet diameter) in their back yard.Smallest boulder, the size of a basket ball. They burned up all the fire wood they had and then found some big stuff that was too big and it went out........ after dousing it with quite a bit of charcoal lighter fluid.. ....too stupid to pick up sticks in their own yard for kindling, they were jumping up and grabbing green branches off of trees. I fear it's just a matter of time before they become aware of my nicely stacked, seasoned firewood just a few yards from their "pit". Grunt..ugh....omph....looket.........wood pile.....steal...nobody miss it......grunt...ugh...snort What's a mother to do? |
Jpb
| Posted on Sunday, June 01, 2008 - 07:01 am: |
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Never underestimate the power of stupidity! |
Oldog
| Posted on Sunday, June 01, 2008 - 08:31 am: |
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to make some thing idiot proof is to fail as some one will improve the idiot.. |
Jimidan
| Posted on Sunday, June 01, 2008 - 11:11 am: |
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I hate stupid people too...that is why I never mess with them. Stupid people pack heat. Stupid people in cars pack tons of weight that would knock a bike into the next county if so desired. Don't be stupid and mess with some deranged cage driver. It is just your ego, what does it really matter? |
Doughnut
| Posted on Sunday, June 01, 2008 - 02:01 pm: |
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I love stupid people. They equal job security.
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M2statz
| Posted on Sunday, June 01, 2008 - 07:14 pm: |
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I love stupid people. They equal job security. I find that is true in my line work also but the STUPID usually get the innocent hurt also. |
Zane
| Posted on Sunday, June 01, 2008 - 11:24 pm: |
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." Albert Einstein (Message edited by Zane on June 01, 2008) |
Brumbear
| Posted on Sunday, June 01, 2008 - 11:51 pm: |
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all I can say is well it nothing is gonna change anyway in the imortal words of Forrest Gump Stupid is as stupid does |