| Author | Message | ||
     Saintly |
Ok, let's put an end to the age old question: Which dinosaur-shaped chicken nugget do you think would be most likely to ride a Buell, and why? I submit the following evidence:  Here, we see the Tyrannosaurus, the Brachiosaur, and the Stegosaurus all showing interest in the Buell brand. In my opinion, the Stegosaurus would be most suited to ride. As you can see, his low center of gravity and aggressive stance would make him a natural for a Firebolt. Furthermore he already comes equipped with a spine protector. A definite plus when it comes to reducing the expense of riding gear. The Brachiosaur was going to be my choice originally, due mostly to his cranium. As most paleontological studies have shown, his relatively small head was very well protected by an extremely thick skull comprised of approx 10 inches of solid bone. This would allow Brachiosaur to ride lid-less if he chose, without fear of brain damage should he accidentally high-side. But after long thought, I decided that the ATGATT supporters would crucify me for basing my decision on such an irresponsible option as riding without a helmet. And They're right. Shame on you Brach! You should know better! So I vote for Stegosaurus. What do you guys think? | ||
| Djkaplan |
You need to stop eating those mushrooms you found in that cow pasture. | ||
| Nillaice |
funny, pretty funny actually. but i noticed you don't have an occupation.....on your profile at least. are you currently "between" jobs? oh yeah, i vote Stegosaurus | ||
| Metalstorm |
You've been eating just the seeds from that rye bread havn't you?  I vote tyranasaurus. His tail could be used to effect the axis like hanging off does and could achieve great corner speed with little lean. | ||
| Etennuly |
Winter too long.....brain too fried! Saintly, You need to ride more than I do!  | ||
| Redponcho |
There is no way tyranasaurus could ride. His arms are way to short. Maybe a Harley with ape hangers. I vote stegosaurus | ||
| Doerman |
The Tyranasaurus rides an Uly. He's more suited to an upright riding position. The Stegasaurus rides an XBR. He's already natural to the lean forward position. The Brachiasaurus does not ride. Why? because he is the Flintstone's pet dog. Sad what has happened to dinos. They used to be the king of the realm and now they are reduced to figures in a McDonald's food bag. Sad, really sad... | ||
| Jayvee |
The Stegosaurus has the best Mass Centralization going on | ||
| Aesquire |
Since he looks most like me....the Stegasaurus. ( low slung belly, small brain. ) | ||
| Thumper74 |
I'm voting Stegosaurus as he already had a built-in spine protector, low center of gravity compliments Mass Centralization nicely and the thick tail can be used to counter the bike. The T-rex rides a chopper with apes... I'm not sure what the Brachiasaurus would ride as I imagine the neck would be a liability. For some reason I would like to throw in a Velociraptor... Agressive, intelligent, fast and has better arms than the trex | ||
| Metalstorm |
I'm sure a resourceful T-Rex could find or fabricate some kind of bar riser and handlebar set up to work for him. Surely in the 21st century he could have arm extensions grafted on  | ||
| Cityxslicker |
If anybody should be riding a bike of the Bunch, T-Rex on a Firebolt with clip on cafe bars. Doesnt need long arms if he is bent WAY over the air box to reach em. | ||
| Danger_dave |
My opinion: Pass me the Thai Chilli sauce. :-P | ||
| Crusty |
My opinion: Pass me the Thai Chilli sauce. :-P No; you want Wango Tango Sauce from the Dinosaur BBQ. | ||
| Danny_h__jesternut |
All of them ride the Buell. Stego = XBR, bracho = old school Tuber, Rex = 1125 need for speed. And you just had some kind of mushroom. Go ask Alice I think she'll know? The ones mother gives you don't do anything at all. | ||
| Brumbear |
Yo Saintly  | ||
| Jimduncan69 |
well after much thought and a couple of very long day's on a xb12scg low seat. i think that a MeagaSoreass would most likely be the dinosaur of choice. so my vote is for the ever elusive MageSoreass! | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
My vote is for the one that just blitzed by a parked cop cruiser, that's the Dyathinkhesaurus? | ||
| Jramsey |
Smokin' them left handed cigarettes again aren't ya? | ||
| Chopped58 |
I gotta go with the T-rex...I agree with Cityxslicker. With those short arms, it puts him in a tight racing position, and having no hump on his back like the Stegosaurus, makes him much more aerodynamic. Stick the tail straight out the back, and hes a slick mother f'r. With those teeth, he'd chew up any body that would mess with him. Definately a Buell rider... my .02 | ||
| Corporatemonkey |
I don't know what funnier, the original post, or the fact that so many people responded. Either way I have a good idea of our forum members views on drug control. So when is Erik going to merchandise a Buell branded bong? I figure HD already has one somewhere. | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
More to the point, when is Erik going to market Buell shaped Turkey bites!!  |
