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Barker
Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 12:15 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

My Buell is sick so I got my scooter and my camera out of town and down some country roads yesterday. I had a blast! I rode most of the day, and spent about 5 bucks in gas.



























(Message edited by barker on February 18, 2008)
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Bill0351
Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 12:22 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Since you mentioned it...

I was wondering if you could go back and do the same series of pictures with a fat woman so we could see a comparison.

Bill
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Nevrenuf
Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 12:25 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"danger_dave on drugs." i'd be burning in hell if i said i never rode one and didn't say it was pretty cool.
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Vanvideo
Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 12:29 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

You sure that ain't one o' them new-fangled Rotax-powered Buells ol' Erik thought up?
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Wolfridgerider
Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 12:30 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I would never ride a scooter .... well almost never....

But, I have been Hogg'n a few times....
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Bcordb3
Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 12:31 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

that is a sassy little bee-itch. Has, sort of a cocky stance.

BTW: nice pics, what camera, etc.
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Ceejay
Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 12:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

The best part is the "deal's gap-dragon slayer" LP border. Cool pics! What make of scooter?
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Barker
Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 12:35 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

camera

Samsung, digimax L60. $50 craigslist

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Barker
Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 12:37 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Scooter is 07 Genuine Buddy 125.

http://www.genuinescooters.com/
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Wile_ecoyote
Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 12:42 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Ive ridden both.... scooters and well fat chicks. I said it, I admit it. When I get drunk, anything can and usually does happen.
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Vanvideo
Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 01:00 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

And how do you sc*ew an extra fat chick with lots of fat creases?
Roll her in flour and go for the wet spot.

Bleah...I need to take a shower now.
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Mikej
Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 01:25 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

+1 on the license plate frame.
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Bill0351
Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 01:37 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I have never ridden either, but I hear good things from those who have.

Bill
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Ceejay
Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 01:42 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Nice scoot, thanks for the link.
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Kcfirebolt
Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 02:50 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Scooters are awesome! Nice pics
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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 02:57 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Did you get rid of the buzzing noise from your ears yet?
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Barker
Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 02:59 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

no buzzing she is a throaty 4 stroke, not a 2 smoke.
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Metalstorm
Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 03:12 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I know all the jokes about scooters but I still like them.

They're cool in a Euro groovy kind of way.

If James Dean were alive today I bet he'd have a couple scooters in the garage amongst all the bikes & cars.
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Bill0351
Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 04:21 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)


scooter


I bet if James Dean were alive today this would be his favorite scooter of all.

Bill
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Metalstorm
Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 04:44 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Ooops. I forgot how old he'd be today!
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Chadr81
Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 05:12 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I've never seen a scooter look so mean before!! Never thought I'd say that in my life!
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Ulynut
Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 06:17 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Theres nothing wrong with riding a scooter. But your not supposed to tell anyone you did.
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Johnnylunchbox
Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 06:41 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I remember seeing 125cc and 200cc 2-smoke Vespas in Italy power wheely-ing (sp?) back in the day. They were the ultimate urban hooligan bikes.
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Barker
Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 07:03 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Vespa Wheelie King

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Baybueller
Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 07:36 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I owned a Vespa 150 in the 60s in Oregon and if you kneeled down on the running boards you could run heavy rain without getting soaked.
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Socoken
Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 08:04 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

That video is awesome, but the song that goes with it sucks. I rented a scooter in puerto rico to ride around, and it was a blast. To do a wheelie, you had to put your feet down and pull back on the bars while you hit the gas. As the bike pulled the front wheel up and got under you, all you had to do is sit on it and ride away. The balance point is ridiculously low, and that takes a bit to get the hang of it.

Tons of fun!



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Igneroid
Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 09:11 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Great Video Barker.
Im really glad that first guy was wearin a HI-VIZ safety vest...ya cant be too carefull.....heh....Seriously, I am impressed.
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Iamike
Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 09:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

What's that green and brown stuff? I haven't seen that for months.

My Buell runs great, but I can't get it out of the garage.

Nice pics though, makes me want to move somewhere away from snow.
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Bigblock
Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 09:48 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I was riding scooters WAAAY before I was bangin' fat chicks...

(environmental thought for the day- save a whale, harpoon a fatchick...)
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Newfie_buell
Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 10:24 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)


scooter

Yes, I have ridden them too.

This is my latest scooter
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