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Cowboy
| | Posted on Thursday, November 29, 2007 - 12:57 pm: | 
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Never never never bet a D-9 cat can out pull a tug boat. (unless you want to get wet) |
Tq_freak
| | Posted on Thursday, November 29, 2007 - 01:00 pm: |
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If a friend forces you to take his bike for a test ride and right before you leave says "I know where all the scratches are!" A land rover will pull out in front of you and you will break you shoulder. |
Ceejay
| | Posted on Thursday, November 29, 2007 - 01:15 pm: |
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Do not drive a 94 dodge dakota through 6 ft snowdrifts at 60 mph in NWOhio. Chances are you will be crossing a 12' ditch at some point... |
Reepicheep
| | Posted on Thursday, November 29, 2007 - 01:52 pm: |
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That implies you actually crossed it... Or did you mean "abruptly stopping in a 12' ditch at some point"? 
On the other hand, you can say you did a stoppie in a dakota! |
Ceejay
| | Posted on Thursday, November 29, 2007 - 02:10 pm: |
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the ditch was crossed, eer jumped, but it didn't like it. If you've ever been up that way you'll know what I mean, plus a few other posts from this thread could be brought into this one |
Thumper74
| | Posted on Thursday, November 29, 2007 - 02:21 pm: |
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On topic with the Tazer Post...
Don't ever volunteer to get sprayed by a Cop with mace...
Don't ask me how I know. |
Hughlysses
| | Posted on Thursday, November 29, 2007 - 02:37 pm: |
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Do not drive a 94 dodge dakota through 6 ft snowdrifts at 60 mph in NWOhio. Chances are you will be crossing a 12' ditch at some point...
Reminds me of one I heard from a fellow railroad employee when I worked in Ohio for a couple of years:
Don't assume a 6 foot snowdrift is "just a pile of snow" that you can just plow through with a ~1980 Ford LTD, it may be a pile of cross-ties covered with snow.
(related to the above)
It's not a good idea to go to sleep in the front seat of a company car, not put your seat belt on, and ride with someone to someplace they've never been before in the middle of a freaking blizzard.
DAMHIK |
Freezerburn
| | Posted on Thursday, November 29, 2007 - 02:50 pm: |
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Also on topic with the taser post:
Even though a Russian gangster zaps you repeatedly with a stun gun, it is not a great idea to send him to the hospital.
Incidentally, my working nickname at the nightclub I work at is Tazer (I am glad Stunned wasn't the choice). |
Xbullet
| | Posted on Thursday, November 29, 2007 - 02:58 pm: |
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totally off topic, but i learned that the front end of a buell will wash if you take a 35 mph curve at 80mph on a road where an angry local chicken farmer has littered the road with chicken *hit.
luckily, the rear end tends to break loose a split second later, realigning the motorcycle, regaining traction just a little closer to the double yellow than before.
don't ask me how i know.... |
Tq_freak
| | Posted on Thursday, November 29, 2007 - 03:05 pm: |
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Don't ever volunteer to get sprayed by a Cop with mace...
+1 to that thumper
Damn that SH*T BURNS!!! |
Buellerandy
| | Posted on Thursday, November 29, 2007 - 03:41 pm: |
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+2 to getting sprayed with mace
+4 to volunteering for fox labs |
Ferrisbuellersdayoff
| | Posted on Thursday, November 29, 2007 - 05:24 pm: |
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never pretend to taser someone by activating the elctrodes and then turning it of and then prodding said someone. Electrodes still contain a charge, which after use should be discharged on an inanimate, non explosive, well grounded object. |
Aesquire
| | Posted on Thursday, November 29, 2007 - 06:22 pm: |
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Never reverse the battery connections on a stand up industrial work scooter because the engineer who uses it has a habit of kicking up to speed & drives recklessly. |
Doughnut
| | Posted on Thursday, November 29, 2007 - 06:52 pm: |
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Pepper spray does not go well with Taco Bell food. |
G234146
| | Posted on Thursday, November 29, 2007 - 07:43 pm: |
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Never forget put down kickstand when parking.
and when picking up bike in a fury, never lift it so hard that you drop it on the other side.
DAMHIK |
Ceejay
| | Posted on Monday, December 03, 2007 - 02:42 pm: |
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Don't spit chewing tobacco into the same bottle of beer for which you just finished, and grab another bottle of that same beer... |
