| Author | Message | ||
     Glitch |
We were kidding the other day about y'all being a day ahead us. We kidded about lottery numbers. I got this in my e-mail today. Ironic, or just plain funny! DESK OF THE DIRECTOR OF INFORMATION, AUSTRALIA INTERNATIONAL E-MAIL LOTTERY PROGRAM 1/F, 15 MELBORNE, AUSTRALIA. INTERNATIONAL E-MAIL LOTTO PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD. BATCH NO: 7056490902/188 REF. No: 475061725 WINNING NOTIFICATION This is to inform you of the release of the AUSTRALIA INTERNATIONAL E-MAIL LOTTERY PROGRAM BALLOT INTERNATIONAL WORLD GAMING BOARD held and the results released on the 1st of September 2007. Your email address attached to Ticket No:17212 with Serial No 7741137002 drew the lucky numbers of 01, 13,23, 27,33, 44 which consequently won the lottery in the 3rd category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of 300,000.00 U.S DOLLARS (Three Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) in cash credited to file REF.No:ILP/HW 47509/02.This is from a total cash prize of US$509 Million United States Dollars prize payout this year shared among several international lucky winners in the premium,1st, 2nd and 3rd categories respectively. Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you please quote your reference, batch and winning number which can be found on the top left corner of this notification as well as your full name, address and telephone number to help locate your file easily.For security reasons,keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from only Microsoft users from over 350,000 companies, and 25,000,000 individual e-mail addresses all over the world.To begin your lottery claim, do contact our Africa Regional Director of Winnings with the information below: Rev.Goodluck Okorocha DIRECTOR OF WINNINGS AUSTRALIA INTERNATIONAL E-MAIL LOTTERY PROGRAM Email: rev_okoro1@yahoo.com Note that all winning must be claimed not later than two week after the receipt of this e-mail. After this period all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications do remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do not hesitate to inform your Director of Winnings as soon as possible. Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program. NOTE: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.Do not mail to this email,contact Rev.Goodluck Okorocha. DIRECTOR OF WINNINGS AUSTRALIA INTERNATIONAL E-MAIL LOTTERY PROGRAM Email: rev_okoro1@yahoo.com to file a claim. Yours Sincerely, Eric Davis DIRECTOR OF INFORMATION | ||
| M1combat |
DIRECTOR OF WINNINGS AUSTRALIA INTERNATIONAL E-MAIL LOTTERY PROGRAM... And he has a yahoo e-mail acct? Sure... | ||
| Spiderman |
the bastard jipped us!  | ||
| Danger_dave |
I turned Nigerian overnight. You know I went to gambler's anon - they gave me four to one I wouldn't make it - Dangerfield. | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Dangerous Dave Rules? He`s an Aussie, there are NO rules!  | ||
| Danger_dave |
'Those are my principles - if you don't like them I have others'. - Groucho. My 'Danger Dave' was a lame skit on (I think) Letterman once. | ||
| Nevrenuf |
i believe it was called dangerous dave osbourne. he did all these off the wall stunts with a dummy and his oriental sidekick. it's been a while since he's been on the air. | ||
| Tank_bueller |
No ,No.. It was SUPERDAVE!  | ||
| Coal400 |
Super Dave Osborn The best stuntman to ever live. | ||
| Danger_dave |
Hmmm - I did know about Super Dave. It was taken too. One day he might be as famous as me ;-P (Message edited by danger_dave on September 03, 2007) | ||
| Glitch |
UK LOTTERY ONLINE NOTIFICATION DESK. GOVERNMENT ACCREDITED LICENSED!!! BRITISH ONLINE INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY IS REGISTERED UNDER THE DATA PROTECTION ACT OF; (Registration Z720633X). UK Lottery Headquarters: Customer Service TANFIELD ROAD, CROYDON.LONDON Ref: BTL/491OXI/04 Batch: 12/25/0304 WINNING NOTIFICATION...........CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! We are pleased to notify you the draw of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY, Online Sweepstakes International Lottery Program held on 31/08/2007 and released on the 03/09/2007. Participants were selected through a computer ballot system draw from a pool of over 25,000 names of distinguished professionals drawn from Europe, America,Asia, Australia,New Zealand,Middle-East, parts of Africa and North & South America as part of our international promotions programme conducted annually to encourage prospective overseas entries. The result of our computer draw selected your email address attached to e-ticket number:56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers:21. 32. 41.42. 43.46.17. (42 Bonus all),which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e. match 5 plus bonus. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £450,000.00 (Four hundred and fifity thousand Pounds Sterling) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03.This is from a total cash prize of £5,400,000 shared amongst the first Twelve (12) lucky winners in this category i.e. Match 5 plus bonus. To begin your claims therefore, you are advised to expeditiously contact our licensed and accredited claim agent for Overseas Lottery Winners within a period of 21 days (date of this email inclusive) for the processing of your winning and remittance to your designated bank account/ door step after all statutory obligations have been satisfactorily dispensed with. Please be informed that claims not processed within the stipulated period may be forfeited to the pool without further notice. To begin yourclaims process,you are to immediately contact your UK ONLINE LOTTERY claims agent as follows: Overseas Claims Unit Contact Name: Victoria P. Dalton City/Country: London, United Kingdom. Tel: +44-700-598-2567 Fax: +44-702-577-3568 Email: vickypdalton@yahoo.co.uk Claims Requirements: 1. Names in full: -------------------------------------------------- ---------- 2. Address: -------------------------------------------------- ----------------- 3. Nationality: -------------------------------------------------- -------------- 4. Age: -------------------------------------------------- ----------------------- 5. Occupation: -------------------------------------------------- ------------- 6. Phone/Fax: -------------------------------------------------- -------------- 7. Present Country: -------------------------------------------------- ------ Our winners are assured of the utmost standards of confidentiality, and press anonymity until the end of proceedings, and beyond where they so desire. Be further advised to maintain the strictest level of confidentiality until the end of proceedings to circumvent problems associated with double claims. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Congratulations!! Mr.Cloke Robert. Online coordinator. UK NATIONAL LOTTERY  | ||
| Danger_dave |
There is no way I'm turning English. | ||
| Glitch |
Would never ask you to even consider such a thing! | ||
| Djkaplan |
Super Dave Osbourne's real life brother is the comedian Albert Brooks. Their last name is really Einstein. I can see why Albert Brooks changed it. |
