| Author | Message | ||
     Bads1 |
1. People that point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is Pal,where the hell is your's ?? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is ?? 2. People that are willing to get off their A$$ to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say " You just want your cake and eat it too." Damn Right!! What good is cake if you can't eat it. 4. When people say. "Its always the last place you look" Of coarse it is. Why would you keep looking after you found it ?? Do people do this ?? Who an where are they?? Gonna kick their A$$'s 5. When people say while watching a movie." Did you see that"?? No Loser!! I Paid $12.00 to come to the Cinema and stare at the floor. 6.People who ask "Can I ask you a question"?? Didn't really give me a choice did ya Sunshine. 7. When something is new and improved !! Which is it ?? If its new,theres never been anything before it. If its a Improvement,then there must of been something before it, couldn't be new. 8.When people say "life is short". What the Hell ?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone doe's. What can you do thats longer ?? 9. When your waiting for the bus and someone ask's " Has that bus came yet"?? If that bus came would I be standing here A$$HOLE. | ||
| Djkaplan |
Nine things? You're a lot more tolerant than I am. Don't get me started... | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
"No, a$$hole, I don't want the popcorn and soda combo! What is that like the third time you've asked?" | ||
| Buellshyter |
8.When people say "life is short". What the Hell ?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone doe's. What can you do thats longer ?? Ah, die - it lasts forever | ||
| Tattoodnscrewd |
Ahhhh .. a George Carlin fan ...... He's used them several times in his stand-ups ...they never get dull ... | ||
| Danger_dave |
>>8.When people say "life is short". What the Hell ?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone doe's. What can you do thats longer ?? << Daytime television. | ||
| Danger_dave |
More george: People I Can Do Without A stranger on the train who wants to tell me about their bowel movements. A crying woman with a harpoon gun entering a sports bar. Any man with a birthmark shaped like a hypodermic needle. Anyone who takes off work on Ted Bundy's birthday. A priest with an eyepatch and a limp who's selling pieces of the cross. Any woman who repeatedly gives me a high five during sex. A cross-eyed man in a New Year's hat reciting "Casey at the Bat" in Latin. Any guy named "Dogmeat" whose body has over six square feet of scar tissue. A girl whose wallet contains nude photos of Sam Donaldson or Yassir Arafat. Any couple who owns "his and hers" rectal thermometers. Anyone who gets plastic surgery in an attempt to look more intelligent. Anyone who refers to Charles Manson as "Chuck." Anyone who receives e-mail from Willard Scott. A retarded twelve-year-old who carries more than six books of matches. A homely, flat-chested woman wearing a "Foxy Lady" t-shirt. Guys in their 50s named "Skip." A cross-eyed nun with a bullwhip and a bottle of gin. People with big gums and small teeth. Anyone who uses the word "Jesus" more than 300 times in a two minute conversation. A dentist with blood in his hair. (Message edited by danger_dave on June 20, 2007) | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Funny, I never make it past the inattentive half blind, cell phone jaw jacking, SUV driving, Latte swillin, parental units shuttling their bred-lins to school/soccer/ballet/mall whatever. I dont know if it is the big SUV that promotes this behavior, or if all the sheeple that do this feel the lemming draw to a vehicle of that gynormous size. Like 75% even know how to engage the 4 wheel drive @$#%^&!  | ||
| Ryker77 |
More people voted on American Idol than the president. FatAsses buying candybars and a diet soda The skinny guys at the gym who just stare. The guys at the gym who think the workout is 90% biceps and 10% talking. Do some squats! Fat doctors who tell me - sports supplements are bad and I should eat more fruit When arguing politics and they know they are wrong on the subject -the comeback reply is "well how about what the Dems/Rep. did" Cops that have that cop walk-- chill out dude you don't have lats so big your arms must stick out. | ||
| Tom_b |
people who speed up to change lanes in front of you only to hit the brakes and make a turn. | ||
| Jayvee |
People who make a "right turn on red" right into my path !!! | ||
| Buellrider11960 |
 people who toss garbage out the window. sitting in traffic once some jerk tossed out a can. it rolled back (incline) past the car in front of me and stopped ,hitting me on the foot i picked it up and started lanesplitting tossed it right back at him his window was still open. i would have loved to have seen the look on his face!!! | ||
| Blake |
Hate is sucky. "Hate" is such a strong word, especially in reference to other folks. Might we call this "pet peeves" instead? (Message edited by blake on June 22, 2007) | ||
| Bads1 |
It stated as something funny then I don't know. |
