| Author | Message | ||
     Buelltrain |
Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. Some signs: 1) The phones rings, but when I answer, the caller hangs up. 2)My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently. When I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive, and I can hear a car driving off, as if she got out of the car around the corner. I once picked her cell phone up just to check the time, and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check up on her. I decided I was going to park my Buell next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Buell that I noticed that the rocker box cover on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer? Thanks, Concerned Buell Owner From: "Motorcycle Consumer News" mag. | ||
| Buellshyter |
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| Froggy |
Bah! Beat me too it. I saw a similar post on the warcraft forums and I was gonna post it here. Still funny thou. | ||
| Cityxslicker |
funny, the first part happened to me, the second part, well I am out mudding and I dont care what/who she is doing now | ||
| Rotzaruck |
Dear Abby I thought I was such a happily married woman that I would never be writing you, but I have some serious concerns about my husbands recent behavior. It all started shortly after he bought his Buell (thats a motorcycle). He is gone a lot, says he's just been riding. I hope the big grin on his face is just from the riding; I want to believe him. I knew he has been wanting some new stuff to put on it, to make it louder, or faster, or something, and since he seems to enjoy it so much, I decided to help. I took a second job, without his knowledge, to save up the money for his Buell stuff. I know that's deceptive, but its a good cause. I thought, anyway. He's been acting so oddly, he always wants to know where I've been, he checks my phone. I guess all that is understandable, but I'm really starting to worry about his relationship with this Buell. I really started to worry the other night when I got home from work. I saw him on his hands and knees beside the bike, mumbling incoherently, he never even looked up as I went in. I think he is maybe starting to worship this thing. Is this normal? Do I dare buy him more parts and make it worse? Will I eventually have to compete with a MOTORCYCLE for his affections? He gets the same silly grin on his face when he gets on that thing that he gets when we...well... its a really big silly kind of grin. I just don't know what to do. Are there any kind of help groups or meetings I need to go to, or try to get him to attend? Any advice would be greatly appreciated. Sally Jo |
