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Wolfridgerider
Posted on Tuesday, March 06, 2007 - 11:02 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

A man went to his disabled friend’s home for a visit. After chatting for awhile, the wheelchair-bound man said, “My feet are cold. Could you get my sneakers from the bedroom?”

The guest went to retrieve them and happened to bump into the friend’s two daughters, home from college on a break.

“Hi ladies,” said the guest. “Your dad sent me in here to have sex with you.”

The girls were shocked. “That can’t be,” said one.

“I’ll show you,” said the man. He then called to his disabled friend in the next room, “Both of them?”

“Yes, of course,” shouted the friend. “Both of them!”
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No_rice
Posted on Tuesday, March 06, 2007 - 12:14 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

lmao
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