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Blake
| Posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 01:28 am: |
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I gotta see that one. Might have to dust off the old Blockbuster card. Roger! Yer killin' me! Lucky for me I wasn't consuming a beverage when I read your humorous digs. All in good fun too. I like humor. |
Aka_dark_lord
| Posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 07:35 am: |
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Here's a twist, unless your bloodline is one hundred percent Indian then you are most likely a product of an immigrant.... And none of us are speaking Indian . . . so I'll start it off. . . Sitting bull says "HOW". . . In all seriousness though we are being slowing taken over my foreign speaking persons in jobs that should require a standard language. Can you imagine a miss communication happening because someone could not communicate the fact that he cut the tree on the wrong side. . . Damn that's going to leave a mark. |
Court
| Posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 08:09 am: |
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It sure looks like someone is taking over NYC. . .. we have President Bush and the President of Iran and Afghanistan in the city at the same time. Three blocks from the United Nations there is an entire military unit marshaled along with between 500 and 600 NYPD cars backed in at an angle for 6 blocks. |
Bomber
| Posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 10:36 am: |
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both Chicago and Milwaukee had for years Polish Lnaguage Daily newspapers (I believe Chicago still does) -- I find it odd that no one is pounding the Poles go home drum (at least, not that I can hear) there is also a very large, and growing, Russian community in many mid-west cities -- ditto on the lack of drums there ah well, I spose I just don't understand -- thank goodness for small blessings, yes? Rog -- yer my favorite GDB! |
Skyguy
| Posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 10:54 am: |
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Okay I finally have a legitimate rant regarding the Mexican invasion. I went to Benehanas (Japanese restaraunt) and my table chef was MEXICAN!!! The SOB did not even have a real floor show. Best he could do was toss a shrimp up in the air and chase it down with his shirt pocket. I was and am still pissed off. I just finished writing a host of complaints to Benehana corporate. |
Greenlantern
| Posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 11:04 am: |
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Forget all this! The danger signs are all around us yet we do NOTHING!!! STOP THE SWISS BEFORE IT"S TOO LATE!!!! (neutral my posterior) |
Grndskpr
| Posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 11:20 am: |
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both Chicago and Milwaukee had for years Polish Lnaguage Daily newspapers (I believe Chicago still does) Polish, 2 spanish, 2 lithuainian,1 russian, a vietnamise, i think a chinnese,and a ukranian. I say send them all home, who needs them, except the ones that have good restaurants, better bars, are masons or carpenters. Dont send home the cleaning ladys or the ditch diggers, i need them during the summer. Dont send home the greek guy down the street, he owns a great little grocery store, hes cheep to, i would have said send home the eye talians, but theres this place on taylor that makes fantastic Italian ice, so they can stay. I need the ukranians, cause she cuts my hair, cheep also. Russian helped my Pops on his house, so they can stay. Good freind is native american, so since hes my freind he can stay So that settles it, kick out the eskimos and the canadians, maybe even a few vikings, there worthless(they can go to Valhala) How do we round these people up?? R |
Grndskpr
| Posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 11:40 am: |
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I went to Benehanas (Japanese restaraunt) and my table chef was MEXICAN!!! The SOB did not even have a real floor show. Best he could do was toss a shrimp up in the air and chase it down with his shirt pocket Just so i am clear, its obvious that the Mexican fellow forced his way into the job, with little to no training, its amazing what one can do when there is no boss present I understand being pissed, but why would you not be pissed at his boss, the guy who hired him, who might have been a jap fellow, its not the mexicans fault that he strived to get out of the back to get a raise in pay, its his bosses fault for not training him, or putting him out on the floor a bit early However i did get a chuckle when i made a mental image of a mexican guy in a sombrero working at benehanas R |
Hans
| Posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 11:49 am: |
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Now it went far beyond limits: French engine with a British sound: http://video.google.nl/videoplay?docid=-6885907460840508668&q (Beware: video play) Hans |
Interceptor
| Posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 11:52 am: |
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Prez has it right! I do believe Ryker has some sand down there. |
Greenlantern
| Posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 12:11 pm: |
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"It sure looks like someone is taking over NYC. . .. we have President Bush and the President of Iran and Afghanistan in the city at the same time." Yeah, the plumbing business I manage is taking a bath this week. My plumbers who are not the quickest to begin with are taking 2-3 hrs to navigate through "Diplolock" to jobsites.I still would not trade my work location for anywhere else and I love this, the greatest city on Sol 3 but this "Capitol of the World" thing can wear thin sometimes! |
Chellem
| Posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 12:31 pm: |
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So that settles it, kick out the eskimos and the canadians, maybe even a few vikings, there worthless(they can go to Valhala) How do we round these people up?? Can we please keep a few vikings? I'm kinda married to one. |
Greenlantern
| Posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 12:38 pm: |
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we should get rid of Antonio Banderas first. He is a spaniard who played a Mexican and was a Muslim and Viking at the same time!!! ( dunno if he ever played a Canadian but I have my supicions. Check his Cd collection for any Rush. ) |
Court
| Posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 12:42 pm: |
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Wait? . . . will the Eskimos be taking the Eskimo Pies? If they are, register my vote against including them amongst this carefully selected genetic export population. |
Greenlantern
| Posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 12:53 pm: |
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"Wait? . . . will the Eskimos be taking the Eskimo Pies? " In the Interest of a genetically pure nation ,It will be "Klondike bars" from here on in. Now being of both African and Scottish ancestry, I better charter a boat outa here before the heats on. |
Jayvee
| Posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 01:18 pm: |
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You all do know of course, that even the so-called "native Americans" had ancestors that came over from somewhere else. Either Bering Strait, or across from Easter Island, or both. So EVERYBODY here is either an immigrant, or descended from one. Everybody. Just a question of timing. Seems like everybody wants to close the gate, right after themselves. |
Hdbobwithabuell
| Posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 01:23 pm: |
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>I went to Benehanas (Japanese restaraunt) >and my table chef was MEXICAN!!! My favorite hibachi chef ever was a black dude that called himself Blacky Chan. |
Djkaplan
| Posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 01:23 pm: |
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"...both Chicago and Milwaukee had for years Polish Language Daily newspapers (I believe Chicago still does)." My father is old-time Chicago, born and raised. He tells me of a great, great grandmother that passed away when he was a kid in the late 40's. She apparently lived in Chicago for more than 50 years without ever learning to speak English... she only spoke Polish and a dialect spoken in Lithuania. She also spoke Yiddish and knew a little Hungarian. She knew two more languages than most of the people living in the US, just not English. She was able to thrive in the US and her family turned out alright (so far, it seems). |
Johnnylunchbox
| Posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 01:39 pm: |
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I hate everyone. To quote Sartre, "Hell is other people." (Message edited by johnnylunchbox on September 19, 2006) |
Bomber
| Posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 01:53 pm: |
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Grounder -- I've seen your haircuts -- round up the Ukes, too! as for deporting the vikings, just exactly who will you count on for stealing your cattle, carrying off your women, and burning down you churches? |
Road_thing
| Posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 02:07 pm: |
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Yeah, leave the Vikings alone! And leave the Canadians, too. I like Canadian Club... rt |
Skyguy
| Posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 02:09 pm: |
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I can not blame anyone for walking out of Mexico and trying for a better life. If I were uneducated and suppressed by the Mexican goverment I also would also walk for the border. Despite that little fact we have immigration laws for a reason. Those that support doing nothing about the influx of illegals at our borders are freaking idiots. Or smart people with an agenda.... When Japanese restaraunts start hiring them instead of talented Japanese chefs it bums me out. Every single industry than can save a buck hires the cheapest labor possible these days. It is short sighted to say the least. STUPID STUPID STUPID! I plan on retireing in Central or South America and I will learn the laungage before making the move. I say deport every damm non english class enrolled immigrant! The next time I have to "press one for English" on my telephone something is going to die. |
Kdan
| Posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 02:33 pm: |
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I am glad to see that the Badweb and indeed most United States citizens aren't as stupid and ignorant as some have demonstrated. I emigrated here from Canada. Hell, I don't really think I'm 100% legal, as I never did quite show up for my citizenship test exactly. But I've been here for a lot longer than I lived in Canada. I registered for selective service in 1980, pay more taxes than 80% of Americans and made two kids who are American citizens. Go ahead deport me, Big whoops, you'd be sending me to Canada! From Winnipeg, I won't even have to cross water to get back. I do have one complaint though. I went to a Sonic down here once and they were playing this gawd awful redneck music, Kenny Cheesly or something like that. Isn't there somewhere we can send them? I'll never eat at that restaurant again. That and the chili dog that passed clean through me faster than light...And that's all I got to say about that. |
Mr_grumpy
| Posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 02:37 pm: |
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I never new you had haircuts Roger, I thought you did it yourself with a brushcutter, then slicked it with 20/50 to get that authentic "goddam beaner" look. But what do I know? I ain't from around there boy! |
Greenlantern
| Posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 02:53 pm: |
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"as for deporting the vikings, just exactly who will you count on for stealing your cattle, carrying off your women, and burning down you churches?" You mean that was'nt the Scientologists?!? Loosee...u got alotta splainin' to do! |
Grndskpr
| Posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 03:44 pm: |
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she only spoke Polish and a dialect spoken in Lithuania This may sound dumb, but wouldnt that make it Lithuanian, my guess is its lowland Lithuanian Any idea as the where she lived, i would guess she was from the market park part of chicago It was at one point the only lithuanian part of chicago, and it had a population larger than Vilnus, thats all changed now, but the church is still there along with a few members only clubs(there used to be bars) R |
Grndskpr
| Posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 03:55 pm: |
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Back to the subject at hand I must admit, if the eskimos are taking there pies, than it would be a regretable move on my part to ask them to leave as for the canadians, while i am not a fan of canadian wiskey, i am a fan of klodike bars(i can only assume the are from the klodike teritories), so the canadians are hear by re welcomed, all be it with closed arms So who will we round up....... There are the irish, but since my grandmas madien name is Paterson, well thats out, the Germans were given a look, but Octoberfest is so much fun, by the way it starts in september, so there in Colombians were considered, but the women are spectacular and freindly(yes i have been there) There are the guats, but there coffe is great, plus my Dad makes money off them so they can stay I still say the vikings should leave, and anybody who considers themself a viking should be ask to depart, i know of one, but i will wait till he shows up and ask him to leave, i suspect he will say no, but i must try There are the French, my boss is french, and i hate french wine, so for me its kinda a win win, but i suspect some one will tell me where i went astray there but for the time being will all the vikings and french depart, unless i it is pointed out, there contribution or a reason for staying R |
Djkaplan
| Posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 04:11 pm: |
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"This may sound dumb, but wouldnt that make it Lithuanian, my guess is its lowland Lithuanian" I wasn't sure what they spoke in Lithuania. I didn't want to sound dumb, like I did when I said Belgians speak Belgian. Belgians speak Flemish, not Belgian. I wasn't sure if the language they spoke in Lithuania is indeed called 'Lithuanian', so I tried to slip in, "a dialect spoken in Lithuania...", but you caught me. That's pretty bad... I got Lithuanian blood in me... I should know that. Where the hell is Lithuania, anyway? |
Djkaplan
| Posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 04:12 pm: |
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Anyone got anything against Lithuanians? Just want to know where I stand. |
Ezblast
| Posted on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 04:15 pm: |
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Do the French get to take their gifts back as well? (LOL - I'm Irish and Indian - so I'm staying - yea!) GT - JBOTDS! EZ (Message edited by ezblast on September 19, 2006) |
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