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Jrh
| | Posted on Friday, March 07, 2003 - 11:36 am: | 
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We could make a deal. |
99x1
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 18, 2003 - 12:28 pm: |
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You know you own a Buell when: Instead of installing an engine temp gauge - you ride with a meat thermometer jabbed in your right thigh...
John |
Rick_A
| | Posted on Thursday, March 20, 2003 - 03:30 pm: |
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Buells are slow above 100...when acceleration really sloooows...but below that I couldn't call it slow. Keep the throttle to the stop and you can lift the front wheel up through 3rd gear. What more do ya need? A little more power would be nice, though... |
Newfie_Buell
| | Posted on Thursday, March 20, 2003 - 03:46 pm: |
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Its the usable power on the tight twisty roads that I like. Sometimes I will ride with the sportbikers and the boys are all over the gears always trying to ride the bits out of them. The S1 just powers its way through, now when we get to the real long straights they usually pull away when we get to about 210kph. |
Archer
| | Posted on Friday, May 09, 2003 - 02:11 am: |
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You know you own a buell when you are so close to the ground you can SMELL the asphalt baking in the TX heat!!!! |
Rick_a
| | Posted on Monday, June 30, 2003 - 12:04 am: |
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breakages aren't so bad...
'cause it's a good excuse to get custom parts and fab up trick stuff! |
Oz666
| | Posted on Monday, June 30, 2003 - 02:13 pm: |
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Today coming back from the Buell shop, from a pick-me-up truck with a Harley decal on the back window -
"Hey, nice bike, is it Italian?"
Nope - made in Wisconsin.
"Really? Where do they sell those?"
 Oz |
Tripper
| | Posted on Monday, June 30, 2003 - 09:41 pm: |
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probably a dealer employee... |
Darthane
| | Posted on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 - 08:41 am: |
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probably a dealer employee...<~~Tripper
rotfTTlmao!
When your bike backfires and nearly blows apart your custom intake... |
Blublak
| | Posted on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 - 01:34 pm: |
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Yeah, you know you own a Buell when you pull up to a Harley dealer and as your getting off your bike one of the local 'faithful' comes by and loudly states how they shouldn't allow them Jap Crap to even come to a 'Real Motorcycle' dealership. Two minutes later he was complaining to the clerk behind the register about Japanese bike riders shopping at Harley dealers.
I'm sure he was a long time Harley rider and lived and breathed everything from 'The Motor Company' .. Funnier still, one of the salesmen wished his dealer sold Buells.. He really liked my bike. Just one of those things.. 
Later.. |
Psychobueller
| | Posted on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 - 03:02 pm: |
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Did you correct that toothless mutant? I hate those friggin' people. |
Cowboy
| | Posted on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 - 03:24 pm: |
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Dont you just love it when you tell them that a lot of Buell parts will make thier H-Ds run better and just walk out of dealership. |
Blublak
| | Posted on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 - 08:52 pm: |
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Psycho, didn't say a word to the guy.. He just didn't seem like the type that was willing to listen to anything that didn't fit his view of the universe.
Later, |
Ray_maines
| | Posted on Saturday, July 05, 2003 - 11:18 am: |
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From the Thank God There Is A BadWeB Dept:
and here ---- ----- Here too.
edited by ray_maines on July 05, 2003 |
Stubby
| | Posted on Sunday, July 13, 2003 - 10:57 am: |
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You know you own a Buell when one of the HD faithful call it a "girl's bike".
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Spiderman
| | Posted on Sunday, July 13, 2003 - 11:07 am: |
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When you ride all the way from Newfoundland to meet Erik and have dinner with a bunch of people you have never seen before. 
(that one is for Newfie) |
Spike
| | Posted on Sunday, July 13, 2003 - 11:08 pm: |
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You know you own a Buell when you sell it and it feels like breaking up with your girlfriend (or boyfriend I guess . . . but I wouldn't know about that). It's not like you set out to leave her either, you just started looking at all those sexy italian women in the magazines and got the idea in your head that you could do better. You'd take her back now if you could but no, you've already rejected her. It just wouldn't be the same.
(wow, that was wierd)
Mike L.
'99 Cyclone (sold) |
Rick_a
| | Posted on Monday, July 14, 2003 - 04:40 pm: |
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Stubby, I've run across that too.
Makes ya wonder how they feel about the "girls" bike being faster and the fact that many don't have the ability to ride a "girls" bike properly.
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Spiderman
| | Posted on Monday, July 14, 2003 - 10:23 pm: |
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I may cheat on MJ but never will I let her go. But I do belive in bike bigamy <sp>
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Darthane
| | Posted on Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 07:14 am: |
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-=bikes as girlfriends=-
Does that make the Blast an ex that I still do on the side? LOL |
Newfie_buell
| | Posted on Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 08:06 am: |
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Why bikes are better than Women...
Bikes don't get pregnant.
You can ride your Bike any time of the month.
Bikes don't have parents.
Bikes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
Bikes don't care how many other Bikes you've ridden.
When riding, you and your Bike can arrive at the same time.
Bikes don't care how many other Bikes you have.
Bikes don't care if you look at other Bikes.
Bikes don't care if you look at Bike magazines.
You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to own a new Bike" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
If your Bike is too loose you can tighten it.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Bike.
If you say bad things to your Bike, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.
You can ride your Bike as long as you want and it won't get sore.
You can stop riding your Bike as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
Bikes don't get headaches.
Bikes don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
Your Bike never wants a night out with the other Bikes.
Bikes don't care if you're late.
You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bike.
If your Bike doesn't look good you can paint it or get new chrome parts.
You can ride your Bike the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
The only protection you might have to wear when riding your Bike is a helmet.
When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bike.
I can't wait to see Charlotte's Comments on that One!!!!!! |
Ezblast
| | Posted on Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 03:39 pm: |
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In the intrest of fairness (and because its pretty funny also)
Reasons Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Men
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A motorcycle can go for more than one ride in an hour.
Motorcycles never develop spare tires.
Motorcycles last longer.
Motorcycles don't get you pregnant.
A motorcycle doesn't care what time of month it is.
Motorcycles don't have parents.
Your motorcycle will let you know if something is wrong.
You don't have to kick your motorcycle to get it going.
Your motorcycle won't judge your friends.
If your motorcycle is boisterous, you can buy a muffler.
You won't have to put your motorcycle through grad school.
If your motorcycle smokes you can do something about it.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden.
When riding, you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
One motorcycle will satisfy you every time.
Your motorcycle won't ogle other motorcycles.
Your motorcycle won't care if you have a poster of your fantasy motorcycle.
If your motorcycle has high mileage, you can just get a new one.
Motorcycles don't care about breast size.
If your motorcycle is too soft you can get new shocks.
If your motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
You don't have to drink beer before your motorcycle looks appealing.
You can be proud of your motorcycle regardless of the model.
You don't have to go to Tiffany's to register your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle won't beat you or try to make you feel inferior.
You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get limp.
Your parents won't keep in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it.
Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride when you do.
Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a novice.
Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other
motorcycles.
Motorcycles don't make you late.
You don't have to primp before riding your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle won't complain when you use protection.
If your motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
You can't get a disease from a motorcycle.
Your motorcycle won't care if you fake it.
Motorcycles are always ready to stop when you are.
Your motorcycle has a built in vibrator.
Your motorcycle doesn't have to show off in front of other motorcycles.
Your motorcycle won't lie to you.
Your motorcycle doesn't care how heavy you are.
In the morning, your motorcycle won't poke you in the back when it wants to go for a ride.
You can turn the petcock off.
Your motorcycle won't shrink when it's cold.
If your motorcycle can't fire up, you can just replace the battery.
You don't have to cook for your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle can't ride around behind your back.
If your motorcycle is cold you can choke it.
Your motorcycle is always the right size because if it seems too small you can just get a new one.
You can keep photos of your old motorcycles.
Your motorcycle would rather go for a ride than watch sports.
Your motorcycle can go for multiple rides.
Motorcycles don't need pick-up lines.
You only have to ride your motorcycle when you want to.
Your motorcycle won't go for rides by itself.
If baldness occurs, you can replace the tires.
Motorcycles don't snore.
GT - JBOTDS! EZ |
Newfie_buell
| | Posted on Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 05:27 pm: |
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EXCELLENT |
Two_buells
| | Posted on Saturday, July 19, 2003 - 09:35 pm: |
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When you know the true meaning of BadWeatherBikers.
Westwind,Thunderbolt,Lightning,Cyclone,Firebolt,
Blast |
Spiderman
| | Posted on Sunday, July 20, 2003 - 12:29 am: |
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You forgot Battle Twin |
Two_buells
| | Posted on Sunday, July 20, 2003 - 02:01 am: |
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Westwind,Thunderbolt,Lightning,Cyclone,Firebolt,
Blast describe bad weather, get it? |
Spiderman
| | Posted on Sunday, July 20, 2003 - 11:01 am: |
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Ahhhhh Sorry little tired at that last post. |
Twodogs
| | Posted on Tuesday, July 22, 2003 - 01:16 pm: |
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you know you're on a MUELL when a big ugly biker chick flags you over to use your cell to call a flatbed for her"old man's" busted down panhead |
Pnut
| | Posted on Wednesday, July 23, 2003 - 12:24 pm: |
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when the air and v-twin are rumbling through your helmet, and you got the big grin on your face. |
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