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     Vegasbueller |
A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says,"Excuse me,sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel? He says ,"Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20.00." She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that sounds like a Visa card," he says. She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who farted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was only person around. The man rings up the sale and says, That'll be $34.50 please." The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?" He replies, "Yes,Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50." | ||
| X1tx |
Blind man goes into Wal-Mart with his seeing eye dog. He grabs the dog by the tail and starts whirling it around in the air over his head. The dog is yelping and screaming. A worries Wal-Mart manager runs up to him exasperated and asks "Sir, is there a problem? Can I help you?" To which the blind man responds....... "No thanks, I'm just looking around." | ||
| Trolldaddi |
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| Whistle |
HA HA HA! LMFAO! Good'ins... | ||
| Chris_mackay |
Speaking of blind skydivers... How do they know when they're close to the ground? Slack in the leash? | ||
| Riceless |
>>>>> >>>>> A blonde decides to try motorcycle riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the bike, unassisted, releases the clutch and It immediately springs into motion. She motors along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to loose control of her ride. In terror, releases the throttle, grabs for the brakes, but cannot seem to get a reaction. She tries to put her feet down, but she still cannot gain control. The bike continues motoring along, seemingly impervious to its panicking rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the bike and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her high heels has become entangled in the foot peg, she is now at the mercy of the bikes spinning spokes as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune.... Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma, unplugs the bike and gives her her quarter back. |
