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     86129squids |
Hunnhhh???? Whuutt??  Cut me some slack. | ||
| Ourdee |
Take the religion here: http://www.badweatherbikers.com/buell/messages/406 2/862220.html?1612731006 Whole section for you. | ||
| Hootowl |
I’d take all four of those socially distanced guide dogs, but they are illegal to keep as pets in Texas, because there is no rabies vaccine approved for use for them.  Now, if they were actually service animals, and not pets... | ||
| Aesquire |
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| Ducbsa |
Funny, I was just thinking the other day about my Texas vet uncle de-scenting skunks for pets, but it was back in 1966, so not too relevant to 2021. | ||
| Xbpete |
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| Tootal |
A few years back two friends of mine and I went to a beer festival in Madison Wis.. We left 3 days early and did a big loop hitting several micro breweries on the way. One of my friends is Jewish and the other actually went to Seminary to be a priest, but didn't follow through. So whenever we walked into the bar everybody started laughing! Great MEME! That was us! | ||
| Xbpete |
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| Patches |
Ray Charles - It's Not Easy Being Green (1991) - YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHR6HkHySWY | ||
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| Whisperstealth |
Hahaha! | ||
| 86129squids |
 You are cordially invited to our next BW get-together. I will cover your local lodging expenses. | ||
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| H0gwash |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy0RVDM1sNA The DVD was only interesting in a "how can you make a movie take the most amount of time to produce" kind of way, it didn't seem trippy enough, considering some of his paintings like Starry Night. (Message edited by h0gwash on February 12, 2021) | ||
| Xbpete |
That was pretty damn cool! Ima not a cartoon guy but that was moving art.. thanks!  | ||
| Patches |
I don't think I have ever met a girl that didn't pack a knife until "dumb-ass W law". | ||
| Xbpete |
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| Tootal |
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| 86129squids |
Greg wins this round. Pete, I gonna find and buy that sign. | ||
| Tootal |
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| 86129squids |
Dang you're good Pete. Whatcha doin' this May? | ||
| Crusty |
I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish. "I wish to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "That is the only wish that I'm not allowed to grant." "Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Congress is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests!" "You crafty little bastard," replied the fairy | ||
| 86129squids |
John wins tonite with an all-time big-un. | ||
| Patches |
SWIFT- Swing Wide It's a Frig-gin Trailer! | ||
| Xbpete |
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| Xbpete |
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!" "What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent look. "The pub called -- you left your wheelchair there again." (Message edited by xbpete on February 17, 2021) | ||
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| Ratbuell |
....or developer, rapid fixer, and stop bath... |
