That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever see. ‘Course, I ain’t ever been to France. And I ain’t never seen no queen in her damned undies, as the feller says. But after writing this here post that I’m about to unfold, why, you could say I’ve seen something every bit as stupefying. And in English, so I can die with a smile on my face without feeling like the good Lord gypped me.
Fun fact: I went to school with Steve Buscemi; we were in the same home room throughout high school (home room assignments were given alphabetically). Other than knowing who he was, we were in two completely different crowds. He was a jock (baseball, gymnastics and wrestling) and I was a geek (computer nerd and marching band).
I recently became acquainted with his kid brother Kenny, who is part owner of the resort in Lake Luzerne where we stay for Americade every Spring (except this one, of course).