Author
Message
Pwnzor
Posted on Sunday, June 07, 2020 - 05:24 pm:
Shady as shit if you ask me... Airline in Atlanta rejected some cold freight. Picked it up and heading to some lab in Durham NC, where some nerds will "do something to it". Wait around a few hours, pick it up and take it to a different airline in Miami. Hmmm...
Two_seasons
Posted on Monday, June 08, 2020 - 11:02 am:
Project Veritas could find out...
Hootowl
Posted on Monday, June 08, 2020 - 11:06 am:
Have you looked in the box? Asked whether you’re transporting a pathogen, etc.?
Ratbuell
Posted on Monday, June 08, 2020 - 11:19 am:
Rule Three. Never open the package.
Pwnzor
Posted on Monday, June 08, 2020 - 11:51 am:
I'm still sitting here in Durham, keeping the freight cold and waiting for new paperwork. It's now officially too late to make delivery today in Miami, as the airline stops receiving at 2300. f**kin hooray, now it's a slow pleasure cruise down I-95 and I have to sleep across the front seats if I can't find decent trees for my hammock. And I have to run the reefer all night. That's going to cost these people a lot of extra money all because the slacker who set the whole thing up did exactly 0% of her job.
Ratbuell
Posted on Monday, June 08, 2020 - 12:04 pm:
All you need is one tree...and a rear view mirror.
Ourdee
Posted on Monday, June 08, 2020 - 12:07 pm:
Never open the package. I never did. It was explained to me that the vehicle would kill me before I touched the first latch on the package for it to kill me. I tried not to look at the package. Rule 3-d. Don't shoot the package. It will still kill you, but slowly from the inside out. I learned to love the package.
Ourdee
Posted on Monday, June 08, 2020 - 12:11 pm:
Drop the trailer and drive around back. Tie off to the mirror and trailer door latch. Watch out for Swift.
Pwnzor
Posted on Monday, June 08, 2020 - 12:11 pm:
Hey RD, I'll be in your neck of the woods on Saturday. Crusty will be elsewhere, but I figure we could grab some lunch in Indy.
Crusty
Posted on Monday, June 08, 2020 - 02:21 pm:
Yes; by Saturday, Crusty will be in Cuba.
Ourdee
Posted on Monday, June 08, 2020 - 03:29 pm:
Senior Crusty will miss Dennys this go round.
Crusty
Posted on Monday, June 08, 2020 - 03:44 pm:
I like Denny's! -Oh, well...
Pwnzor
Posted on Monday, June 08, 2020 - 04:34 pm:
by Saturday, Crusty will be in Cuba. Ummm... ...wut?
Crusty
Posted on Monday, June 08, 2020 - 04:45 pm:
Oh Yeah; me and Feedell are real close buddies; or somethin'. http://xlforum.net/forums/showthread.php?t=2074933 Cupcake Mike's even going to be there! as well as Joe & Paul who went with us to Bill's Toasty in Taylorville, IL. (Message edited by Crusty on June 08, 2020)
Tootal
Posted on Monday, June 08, 2020 - 06:10 pm:
Never look in the package. Or the trunk! Flashbacks to Repo Man!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZjZbJuhPAo
Hootowl
Posted on Monday, June 08, 2020 - 06:15 pm:
Etennuly
Posted on Monday, June 08, 2020 - 11:15 pm:
Cuba? WTF? How far will you go for rib dinners!?!
Ourdee
Posted on Tuesday, June 09, 2020 - 12:00 am:
Twenty bucks is twenty bucks.
Pwnzor
Posted on Thursday, June 25, 2020 - 02:38 pm:
Starting another marathon tomorrow. Atlanta to Chicago to Atlanta to Durham to Miami to Atlanta. 3,342 miles starting 9am Friday, to be completed by 10pm Monday.
Crusty
Posted on Thursday, June 25, 2020 - 04:30 pm:
I'd ask if you were coming by here on Saturday, but I'll be 240 miles away in Canton.
Pwnzor
Posted on Thursday, June 25, 2020 - 07:58 pm:
I've got to keep it moving on this trip, multiple deadlines to meet. I will be living on jerky and red bull. Regular food makes me tired.
Ourdee
Posted on Thursday, June 25, 2020 - 08:26 pm:
I used to do peanut butter sandwiches and water on long trips. White Monsters and dough nuts to get me home.
Pwnzor
Posted on Friday, June 26, 2020 - 09:36 am:
Just when you think your day is starting out kind of crappy, you run across this guy... My day suddenly looks a lot brighter by comparison He was OK by the way, standing with the cop next to the center divider... looking rather forlorn (Message edited by pwnzor on June 26, 2020)
Court
Posted on Friday, June 26, 2020 - 10:48 am:
Fo4 a group of folks riding Firebolts. . . . You think we’d be non-pulsed. :-) Glad the rider is fine . . .hopefully equally well insured.
Ourdee
Posted on Friday, June 26, 2020 - 11:53 am:
My day is better at his expense.