| Author | Message | ||
     86129squids |
Out of line, Sami. You're thinking of Christian Scientists. My sis is a working hospital chaplain in Little Rock, NOW. She's done God's work there for about 35 years. Most doctors have faith. Try again. I'll allow that the term "Christian Scientists" creates cognitive dissonance. | ||
| 86129squids |
Hmmmm. Sami, have you ridden with any of us?? Do we know you? | ||
| 86129squids |
48 posts since the beginning of this year. You're a piker if you're trolling. | ||
| Sami |
I meant to post the joke here: Christian Comedy And Jokes / Proverbs 17:22 http://www.badweatherbikers.com/buell/messages/406 2/863454.html?1584600889 Didn't mean to offend, squids. | ||
| Sami |
Squids, I tried to delete the joke, but I get this message: ''Sorry, but the message you were attempting to delete was posted more than 60 minutes ago. You are not permitted to delete messages more than 60 minutes old. If the message needs to be deleted, contact a custodian, who can delete the message for you through the administration program.'' | ||
| 1313 |
Hmmmm. Sami, have you ridden with any of us?? Do we know you? "Someone" knows him:  http://www.badweatherbikers.com/cgibin/discus/show.cgi?tpc=4062&post=2684365#POST2684365 Glad to see that you show what all people of faith are supposed to show, Squids, tolerance and acceptance. | ||
| Pwnzor |
Sami is a friend of Blake who was invited here. You'll find most of Sami's posting HERE I count myself among Christ's army, and did not find the joke offensive. Let's not be so sensitive... | ||
| Crusty |
Brad; what's eating at you? This is the second time you've jumped at someone on the forum in the past week. The joke was not offensive. In fact, I'm going to send it out to everyone on my Joke e-mail list. Remember; God is in control and Life is too good to waste by focusing on negatives. Or; to put it another way, "Lighten up, Francis". | ||
| Sifo |
Funny joke!  | ||
| 86129squids |
Hey there, Sami, friends... poor reaction on my part. FWIW, the Christian Scientists and others who won't vaccinate their kids, some who won't even get them real medical care, those folks make my blood boil. Given these times we're in, the Lord knows we all need good humor and jokes. My apologies, Sami- may this message find you, all of youn's, well and peaceful. Can I haz more jokes now?? | ||
| Pwnzor |
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face. | ||
| Sami |
Squids, All is well, no worries. | ||
| 86129squids |
LOL- you're a pretty fart smeller yourself, Matthew. Sami...  | ||
| Tootal |
So this engaged couple are discussing their new life together. The bride to be lets him know that she's very regulated. She tells him that if they're married she will have breakfast at 7:00 every morning. Not 7:03 but at 7:00. I will expect you home for lunch at 12:30 sharp! When you get home we will have sex from 5:00 to 5:15. Dinner will be served at 6:30. If you can live with that schedule then I'll marry you. He just gazes into her eyes and says it's not a problem at all, I love you so much that none of that matters. So they get married and sure enough breakfast at 7:00, lunch at 12:30, sex from 5:00 to 5:15 and dinner a 6:30. One day the wife comes down with a stomach flu and is really sick. She goes to the doctor and he gives her some medication. There are 3 flu bugs in her stomach and they're nervous about their impending doom. They heard her getting the medication and were trying to figure out what to do. One says he'll to go the top of her head to escape the drugs. Another says he's going further to the tip of her toes. They look at the third bug and ask, "what are you going to do?" He says, "when that 5:15 pulls out I'm going to be on it!" | ||
| Pwnzor |
HA! | ||
| Pwnzor |
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| Hootowl |
A family of moles emerged from their burrow one spring. Dad stuck his nose out and said “Ah. flowers”. Mom stuck her nose out and said “Mmm. Ripe berries”. The baby, who couldn’t quite wiggle past its parents, said, “All I smell is molasses”. | ||
| Hootowl |
I heard there was an opening at a guillotine factory. I’ll be heading there later. | ||
| Hootowl |
My doctor diagnosed me with onomatopoeia today. I asked her what that was, and she said it’s exactly what it sounds like. | ||
| 86129squids |
I'm pretty sure I posted this before... I HAVE SEXDAILY. I MEAN DYSLEXIA! ••••• | ||
| Crusty |
You did. | ||
| 86129squids |
Whoops, my bad. I'll keep trying. | ||
| Aesquire |
https://9gag.com/gag/a7wRpbA | ||
| Ducbsa |
Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. So during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. “Tarzan not know what is sex” he replied. Jane then explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said ….“Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.” Stunned by his response, Jane said: “Tarzan you have it all wrong, you don’t shag a tree to get yourself off. Tell you what, I will show you how to do it properly.” She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. “Here” she said, pointing to her privates,“you must put it in here.” Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her as hard as he could in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed: “What the bloody hell did you do that for? "Check for squirrel.” he responds. | ||
| Sifo |
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot. | ||
| Hootowl |
My girlfriend punched me in the eye. I stopped seeing her for a while. | ||
| Hootowl |
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch. | ||
| Aesquire |
Guy comes home from work, his wife asks him in a sexy way, "want to see a crumpled up ten dollars?" He says sure, a bit puzzled. She lifts her skirt, reached into her panties and pulls out & hands him a crumpled up ten dollar bill. Then she asks seductively, "want to see a crumpled up fifty dollars?" He says sure! She lifts her skirt, reaches into her panties, and hands him a crumpled up fifty dollar bill. Then she asks in a very seductive voice, " want to see a crumpled up fifty thousand dollars? " He eagerly says yes! The she says, "look in the garage" . | ||
| Hootowl |
I’m becoming concerned about my height. According to the height/weight chart, I’m supposed to be seven feet two inches. | ||
| Crusty |
I knew an anesthesiologist who worked at the Playboy Club during the evening. She was known as the Ether Bunny. |
