| Author | Message | ||
     Jon |
"Man who not ride, become turnip". Your turn | ||
| Crusty |
"Man who farts in church sits in his own pew." Next. | ||
| Hootowl |
“man with hand in pocket feel cocky”. | ||
| Jon |
"man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, not sanitary!" | ||
| Ourdee |
"man who have last laugh, not get joke." | ||
| Big_island_rider |
"woman with skirt up run faster than man with pants down." | ||
| Crusty |
"Duck who flies upside down heading for a quack up." | ||
| Cmmagnussen |
"Man who go through subway turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok" | ||
| Phelan |
"Man who stand on toilet seat is high on pot" | ||
| Phelan |
Man who sleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger. | ||
| 1313 |
Your Undertaker will be the last man to let you down. | ||
| Etennuly |
Man who flies upside down have crack up! | ||
| Etennuly |
Woman with no legs walking called dragon lips! | ||
| 1313 |
A crowded elevator smells different to a midget. | ||
| Strokizator |
Man who go to whorehouse in Volkswagen come back with hot rod | ||
| 86129squids |
You're a pretty fart smeller. | ||
| 86129squids |
"You're smarter than you look. "You're dumber than you look." | ||
| 86129squids |
What's fun, and great about all these sayings is actually saying them when the time comes. | ||
| 86129squids |
There comes a time... Might be a happy ending, I hear snoring, expect dogs growling. Coffee is ready. | ||
| 86129squids |
Sorry, haiku. I'm turning Japanese, I think so. | ||
| Oldog |
.Man who live in glass house dress in basement | ||
| Oldog |
He who goes forth with a fifth on the forth may not come forth on the fifth | ||
| Ourdee |
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. | ||
| Ourdee |
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it. | ||
| Crusty |
A hand on the bird is worth two in the bush. | ||
| Ourdee |
Sorry, haiku. I thought Haiku had three verses with the syllables being 5 - 7 - 5. | ||
| Ourdee |
To make a haiku you may count haiku as three because in Japanese it has three sounds ha-i-ku. So to turn your post into a haiku, I would do this: Sorry, haiku I am turning Japanese I really think so I added the red and also removed the comma and periods. As the haiku should be read with one continuous breath. you are welcome. | ||
| Ourdee |
Woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot very unsanitary. | ||
| 86129squids |
Maybe she's making kombucha? | ||
| Jon |
Uh oh. This thread is still going! |
