| Author | Message | ||
     Slaughter |
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| 86129squids |
Dangit, is there an emoticon for coffee blasting out of my nose?  | ||
| Crusty |
I sent that out to my joke circle and one friend replied, I was gagging when he squeezed that crap into his mouth!! I can fully identify with that statement. | ||
| 86129squids |
I dunno, I've gotten pretty fond of Duke's mayo.   | ||
| Ourdee |
I found I don't care for mayo on greasy egg sandwiches. Oh, it's redundant. | ||
| Aesquire |
But does it make you feel like you are riding a pony? A pony 300 feet tall? Covered in chainsaws? | ||
| Pwnzor |
OK... Red Bull is fired. | ||
| 86129squids |
Wonder what a Brawndo and vodka would be like. | ||
| Pwnzor |
300 foot tall pony covered with chainsaws dipped in flesh eating nanobots. You're welcome. | ||
| Ourdee |
In my past experiences with people at parties; Alcohol and uppers often resulted in people that could not remember what had just happened. I had a hard rule to stay away from people that mixed alcohol with cocaine or mixed LSD with PCP. The first group could remember nothing and the second group were prone to uninhibited violence. Two unteachable groups. | ||
| 86129squids |
Yeah- I really never understood the draw of a red bull/vodka drink. When I was a club-hopper I'd drink a cappuccino or two before I did my rounds, then I'd dance the rest of the night. I only use the "energy" drinks when I'm traveling and can't do coffee anymore. | ||
| Ourdee |
Monsters, dough nuts, and a loud radio would get the wrecker home at the end of a 16 hour shift when I was still 200 miles out. |
