I am laughing at the "homemade fireworks" that didn't go off the prior day due to dampness and exploded when a fellow stepped on them.
Possible.
But it requires the presence of at least one very stupid (you'd keep your eyes open climbing in that rock scramble) person and a very unusual type of firework.
I'm planning on going to the roof tonight to watch the Macy's fireworks . . . .IF all I have to do is look down 40 floors to Central Park . . I'll have a dandy view!
Where traditionally anything resembling an explosive device would shut an area down and invite the bomb squad, an actual explosive device blowing off an appendage is deemed "just fireworks."
"IED" is a racist term. The device self identifies as a sparkler, and calling it anything else is punishable as hate speech.
You have to let it into the bathroom with little girls or the IRS will audit you, the BLM will sieze your land, your business will be fined, and you will be slapped with a gag order that prohibits you from speaking about it publicly.
Millions of these sparkler refugees are being oppressed in their home land by republican evangelicals and we're encouraging them to immigrate without documentation across our southern border.
Regarding the lady with the spike through her hand...you've got to be pretty stupid to do something like that. I should know, I've impaled my hand with an ice pick. It stung a bit, but I didn't pass out. I wonder how much of her swooning was for the camera?