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Slaughter
Posted on Sunday, January 03, 2016 - 12:53 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
Criminal attempts to use explosives to rob condom vending machine

Is there ANYBODY who doesn't think that God can't have a sense of humor?

Darwin - Natural Selection...

(Message edited by slaughter on January 03, 2016)
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86129squids
Posted on Sunday, January 03, 2016 - 01:11 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
Guess he REALLY needed a condom, as he royally F##ked himself there.
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Slaughter
Posted on Sunday, January 03, 2016 - 01:15 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
He should have used protection!
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Sifo
Posted on Sunday, January 03, 2016 - 01:39 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
Exploded prematurely?
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Natexlh1000
Posted on Sunday, January 03, 2016 - 01:40 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
Perhaps he just didn't know that it would give him rubbers if he used money?

Or was the machine itself was the target.
Video related:

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Ourdee
Posted on Sunday, January 03, 2016 - 01:41 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)


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Zac4mac
Posted on Sunday, January 03, 2016 - 07:36 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
I saw that story on BBC and shot coffee out my nose.

The story said he got no money or rubbers but the pix looked like he blew it up good...
Tried to get in the car but was slow closing the door.
Hit in the head with a piece of the machine and died at the hospital.
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