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Slaughter
Posted on Thursday, November 05, 2015 - 07:20 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Clever actually!

Perfect for that bloody Mary... and get your mind out of the gutter. Meat Straw is just that, a straw made of meat (Slim Jim).

Meat Straw how-to
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Natexlh1000
Posted on Thursday, November 05, 2015 - 07:25 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

You sure this isn't a sex thing?
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Slaughter
Posted on Thursday, November 05, 2015 - 07:38 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

You sure this isn't a sex thing?

That was my first thought when I read the title when a buddy of mine sent it to me but hey, using tools, meat, adult beverages, what could be wrong?

(for those of you still worried if its NSFW - it is TOTALLY safe for work)

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Crusty
Posted on Thursday, November 05, 2015 - 08:31 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)


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Please note that if using the Slim Jim Straw to quaff a 100-point wine, this straw pairs best with a Cabernet or Malbec. It is not recommended for off-dry Johannesburg Riesling.




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Natexlh1000
Posted on Thursday, November 05, 2015 - 09:45 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)


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86129squids
Posted on Thursday, November 05, 2015 - 09:45 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Actually I've been aware of this trick for a while now... my first concern would be to find a decent meatstick, something a LOT better than Slim Jim, yuck...

Your local charcuterie should be able to produce a product 100 times better than the regularly available stuff! A Bloody Mary/Caesar from scratch, ideally with homegrown tomatoes, is SOOOO tasty. The best I've had was from the Pinewood Social in Nashville- had 2 with an amazing brunch. Alas, no meat stick...

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86129squids
Posted on Thursday, November 05, 2015 - 09:46 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Nate...
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Crusty
Posted on Thursday, November 05, 2015 - 07:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Nate, If you ever have to get a Cystoscopy, it will feel like the camera is about that size. DAMHIK
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Pwnzor
Posted on Thursday, November 05, 2015 - 07:34 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I'm going to leave this alone.
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Aesquire
Posted on Thursday, November 05, 2015 - 09:18 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I believe the "slim jim straw"has been copyrighted.

Credit where credit is due, and this is almost certainly not the first use of a meat snack straw. I bet a Dollar some bartender came up with this idea a long time ago, but with the magic of the intraweb, AFAIK these guys get the commercial credit.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/14/beef-jerk y-straws_n_1776131.html
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Aesquire
Posted on Thursday, November 05, 2015 - 09:21 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

That said, clean and dry the drill bit, take your time and don't hurt yourself.

I've tasted a Bloody Mary through one, but didn't eat the straw after, ( it was a nice lady who offered me a sip ) and I can say it tasted good. I didn't get a control sample with a plastic straw though.

Darn good Bloody Mary, Lovely Lady. All in all a very positive experience.

(Message edited by aesquire on November 05, 2015)
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Blake
Posted on Friday, November 06, 2015 - 03:03 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Bacon
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Slaughter
Posted on Saturday, November 07, 2015 - 04:50 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Wonder if I can make one out of bacon. Double wrap around a spray-released aluminum rod, string wrap it like a roast and bake it???

Science project in the works (if I can find quarter inch Al rod in the machine shop)
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Oddball
Posted on Saturday, November 07, 2015 - 05:27 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Whoa, man. I saw that hottie you were with at the bar last night.

I don't wanna talk about it.

Come on man talk.

Drop it. Just drop it. And run if a strange woman wants to show you her meat straw.
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