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Sifo
| Posted on Tuesday, December 02, 2014 - 11:54 am: |
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So if Court thinks he's man enough to auction a picture of his nuts, I'm going to man up and auction off my big steel balls! That's right. Not just a picture, but my balls themselves! Each ball measures 1.812 inches. They do require proper care to prevent rust, simply rub them occasionally with oil. They like that! They make a great conversation piece, or hang them from your truck bumper. They are the perfect size to roll a pair in your hand to relieve stress. Who doesn't like to do that?
Be generous and buy a pair of balls for Glitch! If anyone actually cares, these are a pair of ball bearings from the high speed output shaft of an industrial wind turbine transmission. Yep, the big wind farm turbines. |
Reepicheep
| Posted on Tuesday, December 02, 2014 - 12:43 pm: |
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I'll open the bidding at $10! You can never have too many balls of steel. |
Fb1
| Posted on Tuesday, December 02, 2014 - 01:08 pm: |
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Be generous and buy a pair of balls for Glitch! My, what a package you've got there! I'm in for $15. |
Reepicheep
| Posted on Tuesday, December 02, 2014 - 01:12 pm: |
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$20. Stop busting my balls Ferris! |
Court
| Posted on Tuesday, December 02, 2014 - 04:45 pm: |
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$20 ? ? ? ? . . . . for Buell balls? I can lick that . . . . . $25. |
Hootowl
| Posted on Tuesday, December 02, 2014 - 04:52 pm: |
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Throw in a little sack to put them in, and I'll bid $30. |
Reepicheep
| Posted on Tuesday, December 02, 2014 - 05:07 pm: |
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Dang. My ball budget is busted. I think I'll just lie down now. |
Fb1
| Posted on Tuesday, December 02, 2014 - 05:12 pm: |
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$30? This is NUTS!! |
K12pilot
| Posted on Tuesday, December 02, 2014 - 07:26 pm: |
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Tom, You so beat me to the punch!! I have a nice velvet sack I will send to the winner of these fine balls. I just don't know about this crew.... |
U4euh
| Posted on Thursday, December 04, 2014 - 07:32 pm: |
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I'll "hang" in here 35! |
Slaughter
| Posted on Friday, December 05, 2014 - 07:13 am: |
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I'll have you by the balls! $40 |
Hootowl
| Posted on Friday, December 05, 2014 - 09:23 am: |
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You'll have me buy the balls. $50. |
Sifo
| Posted on Tuesday, December 09, 2014 - 01:10 pm: |
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I can't believe I'm about to say this, but my balls can now be tracked with the US Postal Service... 9505 5111 3778 4343 4267 85 |
Hootowl
| Posted on Wednesday, December 10, 2014 - 11:43 am: |
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Here is wisdom. Let him who has understanding count the number of the balls. For it is a tracking number. Its number is 9505 5111 3778 4343 4267 85. |
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