I work as "liaison" in another department at work. "I still have to work" All day the bosses and union workers kept coming by me wishing a "Happy Holiday" to me. They were shocked when my boss came up to me, shook my hand and said,"Have a Merry Christmas".
The making of that Chuck Norris thing is photoshopped. You know if his feet touched those airplane wings they would have broken off! I heard that they tried to truss him up with cables for insurance purposes.....it would not work though because his balls kept breaking through the cables!