| Author | Message | ||
     Mr_grumpy |
I was watching the TV news last night & they did a piece about the visit to Korea of Deputy Minister, Fleur Pellerin, who was born there but adopted as a baby & raised in France. The Korean guy that greeted her & was interviewed by the news crew was called "Park Won-Soon." I was rolling around on the couch laughing with my juvenile sense of humour, Mme G gave me "that look". You lot got any more? Real ones that is, not made up. | ||
| Reindog |
OK.. google ain't spilling the beans. I know "fleur" means flower but is her name some kind of "praline" deal? | ||
| Xdigitalx |
Reminds me of a product name (commercial)...AsperCreme.. haha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQrv6-viEUk&feature =player_embedded | ||
| Cityxslicker |
pork one soon ? | ||
| Schwiiing |
I used to manage allocation of a high end wine. One of the sales reps that I dealt with on a regular basis (back on the North East coast) was named Seth Poole Jr. I never could understand why a man that grew up known as "Cesspool" would pass that along to his son. | ||
| Hybridmomentspass |
park one soon? im missing this joke | ||
| Cityxslicker |
said with bad obligatory and highly unPC forced Asian meme accent it maybe along the lines of Crem Sung Yung Guya but that is just my guess - it is difficult in type; and I wasn't sure that was the 'joke' either - thus the '?' | ||
| Arcticktm |
Used to work at a place that had: Hugh Gentry (Manufacturing) Michael Hock (Sales) No, he did not go by "Mike". Not making this up. Also (same place) had a CFD Analyst whos last name was Sukwinder. Don't recall the first name. | ||
| Sifo |
I knew a girl who's last name was Wetnight. She married and changed it to Moore. She should have done the hyphen thing. | ||
| Etennuly |
Years ago a dealership body shop I worked for had a customer named Fanny Matter. I thought it was a joke, but he made the phone book. Then there was the old guy by the real legal name of Harry Dickout, he came in his Buick.  I know,I know....."came in his Buick"  .....true story.....that is how he got there, it was a Buick dealership after all. | ||
| 99buellx1 |
We have a local surgeon that is Richard Naylor. | ||
| Xdigitalx |
Guy at a dealership was named Lavern,... I asked him if his wife was named Shirley... I worked with a kid from India,.. his first name was Ravi, I allways told new clients his last name was Olie and he was really from Italy. | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
I knew you guys wouldn't let me down. For those of you who don't get the "Park one soon" thing, "Going to park one" is another euphemism for taking a dump, & "I'd like to park one in her garage" is pretty obvious. | ||
| Ourdee |
At work one day I was having a hard time getting off the line to use the restroom. I finally told the team leader there is one in the tube and I'm dilated to 7. | ||
| Sifo |
Used to call that "P-dogging", as in prairie dog. | ||
| Fahren |
"Liz Bangs" "Paige Turner" | ||
| Closetbueller |
I had a armored car person who picked up from us who's name was Happy Colon. Always got a chuckle when he was on our route. | ||
| Aesquire |
You've heard about the famous Chinese pilot? Set a world record for flying in circles, Won Wing Lo. | ||
| Fast1075 |
I have a customer named Billy Whindpaser. | ||
| Just_ziptab |
Dick Witham Ford/Kia - Waterloo,Iowa | ||
| Xdigitalx |
Find someone you like to pick on or maybe a friend in the morning before theuy've had coffee and say to them: "How long is a chinaman", wait and repeat as needed thruout the day until they get it. | ||
| Brumbear |
ask Hammer about the infamous Mr. Wang | ||
| Blake |
Jack Gough pronounced goff | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Chanda Leir; she married so fast it was ridiculous - Richard Flatt - of course we never called him Ricky Jill Downs - not really that funny, but she was teased relentlessly for 'going down' kids are cruel - they will tease just to tease - until they get their @ss handed to them for it. I used to get guff for my adopted last name for years - until I finally nailed a pencil into the leg of the lead bully they pretty much left me alone after that. | ||
| Kyrocket |
The guy that owns the local chinese restaurant is Deng Dong and I'm surprised someone hasn't posted one of these yet... http://www.oddee.com/item_96453.aspx | ||
| Sifo |
Anthony Weiner | ||
| Sifo |
Can anyone top Dick Trickle? | ||
| Pikeben08 |
I worked with a guy named Dick Burns. Yes he went by dick. | ||
| 1313 |
I've heard of Dick Farmer's Harley-Davidson and Dick Parker Ford. Had a business card from back in the day from James E. Boner. I guess there were reasons he didn't go by Jim E. Boner or Jimmy Boner... I went to high school with a chap named Keith Knopf, and a bunch of us thought if he ever had a son he should be named Jack Knopf... | ||
| Teeps |
Mr_grumpy Posted on Tuesday, March 26, 2013 - I knew you guys wouldn't let me down. For those of you who don't get the "Park one soon" thing, "Going to park one" is another euphemism for taking a dump, & "I'd like to park one in her garage" is pretty obvious. I'm usually the last one to laugh. But, I got the innuendo and double entendre straight away. And, the phrase is not colloquial to so. cal., at least not in my circle of friends. |
