| Author | Message | ||
     Malott442 |
So, I decided Friday that with my wife working all weekend, I should journey to Deal's Gap. I loaded up my Sinus Blue 96 Twinspark R1100RT/R1150R (yes, no lie) that night and slept in to have energy for the next day. The plan was to hit the gap Saturday morning, peruse the local roads and shops, sleep in Franklin, and hit the Cherohala skyway on the way back to Birmingham. The clouds did not look inviting, but the rain chance was at 30 percent: Notice the 30 percent clouds. No worries, I've packed the right stuff.  I left about 7am, and within 30 minutes the bottom fell out. For 150 miles! Rain gear worked flawless (cheapo stuff from Cycle Gear, but worked well for 30 bucks) Entering Chattanooga on I-24 and passing the Welcome Center, I changed lanes from left to right at approx 65mph. As I entered the right side of the right lane, the front end let go. I steered full lock to the left and in an instant the front came back. WOW. Then exactly 1/10 of a second after I thought I just survived a pucker moment- BAM! Low sided. I was on my belly in the slow lane facing sideways, and knowing I had thin summer mesh under my rain gear, decided to "mummy roll" rather than slide. ( I HATE ROAD RASH!) I held in tight and rolled for over 100 feet, until I was doing about 20mph or so, then threw out my arms and slid to a stop. JUMPED! up and ran to my poor steed, front tire still spinning, dumping oil everywhere from her left valve cover. I picked her up, and everyone is trying to get around me, un concerned with the carnage that just unfolded in my small insignificant world. One car stopped and four medical students jumped out, yelling for me to lay back down. I refused, explaining to them I never even closed my eyes during the rolls, no extremely hard hits occurred, and once my bike was off the road I would check myself over. I must have looked like the inside of a recycle bin, there were yellow and black shards of rainsuit flopping around all over me. I tore them off and checked myself. Pretty damn good! Bent over, reached up and over, rolled my neck, no pain or "weird feelings". I quickly assessed the damage and determined the valve cover needed sealed up and that was it. I asked the kids for a ride, and they accepted. But, there was another motorist, and this other motorist called 911, so I had to stay at the scene, which I was pissed about for two reasons. I was stuck there watching my free ride to freedom drive off while I was in the rain, and I was stuck in an embarrassing moment with no escape. I persuaded the lady to pull her car off the interstate to the next exit or back up to the rest stop, but she was too scared to drive because "I have a baby in the back!". She was pissed at me, like I purposely almost got ran over by her. F@$# her, I'm pushing my bike to the rest area/welcome center. And there I waited for a while and tried to remain calm, wondering if I was going to drop dead when the adrenaline wore off. I didn't obviously, and I just have to thank God for letting my life continue past Saturday. The cop came and left, so I got on the phone with Pandora BMW to get a valve cover: Nothing in stock, damn. I called a cab, and had him bring me to an auto parts store or Wally world, whichever was closer. He took me to wally, and wouldn't you know, they had all I needed. A few quarts of oil, four sticks of JB putty, brake cleaner, towels, boots, rain suit, and some caffeine for 100 bucks! Sweeeeet! Arriving back to my bike, the sun suddenly appeared. I assessed the damage, and found this:    . Glove box, left fairing, mirror, valve cover, valve cover guard (not much of one, plastic and never re-using those) case cover are tore up quite badly. Clutch lever has just a little circle abrasion. I cleaned the bike's wounds, sealed the valve cover from inside and out, finding one bolt stripped from the impact, and ended up with a rather nice cludge, even adding meat in case I fell again!!!   I filled the bike with my high budget funnel:  And went inside while the fix cured and assessed my damages. Two small scrapes on my hips, a hurt knuckle from the abrasion with the inside of the glove, and a scrape on my calf from the initial impact. My 2 piece was full of holes, my shoei was gouged, my boots were ground into the steel toe on the left side. Gloves were in great shape, but no longer waterproof.   Pictures of my gear and the continuation of my adventure at a later time, I need to go to sleep and limp around at work. Two days later the bruises are catching up. Feels like someone threw me off a bridge with no water underneath. But I feel so great, like life has a renewed beauty! It was worth it, somehow. | ||
| Two_seasons |
Glad to see, hear you're OK. Gear is worth every penny. Good ingenuity there Matt! | ||
| Ratbuell |
Glad it paid off - gear is awesome. But for our viewers at home....do NOT try any of what you've seen here, at home. There are easier ways to validate wearing protective clothing!  | ||
| Brumbear |
Glad you are ok!!! | ||
| Rotzaruck |
I'm glad to see things worked out as good as they did! But..............I'm just a little ticked about this situation. Don't you know that as a BadWeB type you have a friend almost everywhere you go? The next time you make up your mind to roll down I-24 near Chattanooga, I hope you have the good sense to print out the BRAN and put it in your pocket and CALL ME! A CAB? GEEEEZE MAN! I could have made all kinds of fun of you for all that. But it does sound like you were resourceful enough to get everything squared away so we will let it slide this time. Keep counting those blessings! Rotzaruck! | ||
| 86129squids |
 Me too! I might have been a little further up the road, but bikers, especially Buellers, gotta look after downed brothers and sisters, right? GREAT story, ESPECIALLY given the overall happy ending! Looking forward to your posting up of the rest of the gear! And- other than the weather, what exactly was the reason you went down? I may have missed it... | ||
| Kilroy |
Glad youre ok - better have your head checked anyway - gouged Shoei could possibly equal concussion. | ||
| Redbuelljunkie |
Did you see your pic at Killboy.com? http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151137829 828140&set=a.10151137801053140.503430.211220253139 &type=1&theater | ||
| Malott442 |
nice! | ||
| Zane |
Glad you're ok. Man, that must have been one scary ride... | ||
| Malott442 |
All right, so where did I leave off? Okay, to back track and provide a bit of depth..... I had gone on this trip to shake off a "funk", I've been stuck in what feels like a holding pattern of lament and inaction over things in my life that I could change if I really wanted to, and a trip was one of them. For some irrational reason, I keep thinking 115k miles on my motor will be it's downfall, even though I've been re-assured time and time again, "it's fine". My job had handed me a scare of security, something that was my fault, I've also been doing a lot of "growing up", and it can be painful to hang up the wild habits and start living sensibly. This trip was meant to make me forget about it all for just a day or two and clear my head. What actually happened is that my focus in life transformed, I feel pretty blessed and now look at what I have to be thankful for, and realize that initiating change in my life is possible and easy. (finally, the cup is half full!) I was happy that the cab was less than 10 minutes away, a really friendly older gentleman that knew the area. I told him I needed an auto parts store and walmart. Walmart was closer, so it was going to be the first stop. I told him I was throwing away the boots, and he said hesitantly, "you can leave them in the back if you want to".... I know that he has a job and can put food on the table, but I also saw the cab rates and knew he wasn't making much more than a fast food employee. It made me feel bad, but good that I could give him something. On the way in a couple of boys were standing with buckets trying to get donations and I dismissed them, telling them I had no cash (I wasn't lying). Once inside, I found everything I needed, including a new rain suit. I got cash back to pay the cab, and headed out the front door. As I walked by the boys, they tried selling me their cause and I instinctively dismissed them, and said I didn't have any cash. One full second later, I stopped in my tracks, having realize I just lied that little boy and didn't even listen to what his cause was. I turned around and said, "Hey, what are you raising money for again sir?" He said that it was for his little league team's fund for new equipment. I apologized for dismissing him and looked in the bucket to find all of 4 bucks or so in change, with one single dollar in there. I pulled out a 20 and dropped it in and told him "good luck!" His eyes about fell on the ground, it felt good making his day. Skipping back ahead, I finished the repair and headed for Pandora BMW, 15 minutes away. Like the sock dryer?  As soon as I got up to speed, I saw a leak. Damn, pulled off the interstate, detouring to city streets and putted it at low rpm's to the shop. If I kept it under 2500 revs, no leak. I got to the bimmer dealer and was helped by a wonderful staff of friendly and motorcycle savvy people, a welcome departure from the non-experienced pretentious idiots that are in some of the local shops. One beautiful XXXL Scorpion helmet (I'm only an XL in Shoei size, way to make me feel fat Scorpion!) later, I pulled exactly 30 feet down the road to Autozone. I bought four more sticks of the good stuff, and this time sealed from the inside instead of out, taking extra care to seaming the putty smoothly and gap-less at the edges. I also allowed more cure time, and ran across the street and grabbed a Hardee's burger, mushroom and swiss. I finished my sandwich just in time for the rain to return, and scrambled to get my stuff inside. After about 10 minutes, the skies held off long enough for me to pack up and make my escape. The trip to Deal's was quiet and uneventful (finally) Deal was a little wet, but still a blast, and I stopped at the dam for a few glamour shots:    Kill boy was still out for one of my passes. http://killboy.photoreflect.com/store/Orderpage.as px?pi=04RK01Q1000240&po=240&pc=255 Now I know what scrapes first on the right side and scares me (trailer hitch!) Saturday night I was too late to eat at the border, so I continued on down to Andrews, NC. Beautiful scenery, the town is in the center of a valley. Breathtaking sunrise, by the way. I ate at a small bar named Loafers, and the people working and drinking couldn't be a better example of country hospitality. I plan on going back next time I'm through! One place I won't repeat is the Comfort Inn in Andrews. Over priced and the breakfast was a true joke. I had a tent with me, but after being soaked in rain and sweat all day in between crashing and riding, I was ready for a soft bed. Sunday was beautiful, Fontana dam, Cherohala Skyway, the slow way home. Everything was beautiful. All three photography companies were on site, so I made sure to get some picture opportunities in. http://killboy.photoreflect.com/store/Orderpage.as px?pi=04RK01Q20F0127&po=127&pc=148 a little time to goof!  I even got a genuine dragon fail picture, though I was too sheepish to do it on killboy http://xtremesportsphotography.photoreflect.com/st ore/Orderpage.aspx?pi=0QAK01880C0458&po=458&pc=871 I did end up on killboy's weekly highlight list! http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151137829 828140&set=a.10151137801053140.503430.211220253139 &type=1&theater It's been four days since the accident, and my soreness is nearly gone. My right ankle has a sensitive spot, and my abrasion on my knuckle will be there for a while (does not cause any problems). On to gear condition. My gloves were Frank Thomas all weather gloves. Without waterproofing treatment from time to time, they absorb water quickly. They held up better than expected, and are re-usable in cold non wet weather.  My suit was a bilt cheapest two piece, I think I paid about 150 for both pieces. Both seams gave out on the pants, and I had a small hole at the left front pocket. They have abrasions ALL OVER. Saved my bacon!  The jacket had three holes: Both elbows, and a small hole up front from something snagging it. Neither piece is re-usable, but for the price, they did their job. From now on, I will weat something slightly thicker. If it had been dry, this report would've been uglier no doubt.  I guess this concludes my weekend adventure crash experience. I had a wonderful time, and can't wait to go back. Most importantly, the bike damage is superficial and really not that extensive. It was a pretty cheap way to open my eyes and change my perspective. Lesson learned? Never give up. | ||
| Two_seasons |
I do that too Matt. Just take off and ride...somewhere...sometimes for thousands of miles, just to clear my head. Wonderful fun when you take the least likely roads. It's all about the journey  | ||
| Fltwistygirl |
Wow, what a story. Glad the ATGATT paid off for ya and you are ok. p.s. Nice beemer, sorry you had to find out first hand how well it crashed! | ||
| Paint_shaker |
Glad to hear you are ok! | ||
| 86129squids |
Thanks for the follow-up, buddy! Seeing the pics afterward at the overlook is fun... Deal's Gap in the rain IS fun, because you're forced to take it easy, and you end up seeing a LOT more about that very technical road that you might miss at 7/10ths or so. Plus the beauty of it all... I've escorted a few 18 wheelers through, just putting ahead in 1st or 2nd, and I take the time to just "take it all in." Holler next time you head this way- in Tellico Plains, for lunch don't miss Tellico Grains Bakery- EVERYTHING is yummy, plus they sell some awesome dry spices from a Chattanooga company, "Alchemy Spices"- pick up a couple of those for your next BBQ session! And- glad that what started as a mishap turned out to be "just what the Dr. ordered"! | ||
| Malott442 |
Thanks for the well wishes and positive comments. I will post in the regional area next time I decide to go to the gap, I might even tow my camper to be used as a "strategic center" for extra gear, bags, etc.   |
