| Author | Message | ||
     Boogiman1981 |
now i tend to browse personals online in particular Craigslist because well they are just so damn funny i really just had to share this winner with the rest of ya's: looking for the following between 18-22 - 18 (Jacksonville) Date: 2012-06-20, 4:11PM EDT Reply to: 5j2zx-3090317998@pers.craigslist.org You "MUST" have all of the following qualities, If you have all but one dont even try to be with me  Age Between: 18 and 22 and you better be WHITE!!!! Must Have; Job that pays more then $8.50 an hour A car that's not a P.O.S. as in it should look nice and run like a champ. Have your own place no living with family or friends. NO KIDS. I adore children but I want my own I dont want a man with one already. Insurance. Attending college or graduate from College. I dont like a man who plays online video games they get on my nerve and take time away from family and fun time. I am okay with the occasional friend/company over to play 360, Wii or PS3 on weekends thing. I would like a non smoker I'm trying to quit and it works when I have a little help. No drugs please I am planing on being licensed in a health care field somebody with drugs around can cause me to lose that opportunity. Family must be a big part of your life. You need to be a big handy man, got to know have to fix just about everything from cars to houses, plumbing, tile, little of everything you have to know what just about every tool is. you got to know how to work on cars I am a CHEVY, BUICK, PONTIAC. Kind of person. I think big chevys and fast cars are sexy. You must know how to ride a motorcycle, dirt-bike, four wheeler, go-cart. I like a guy with a motorcycle but you dont have to have one just got to know how to ride. I want a man smarter then me in math and spelling. you have to like; drag racing (gator nationals) mudding horse's (you HAVE to know how to ride, if you have one that is even better.) Fishing (I prefer Fresh water over salt water) Camping Traveling to historic places and learning about them or knowing about it. you have to eat all seafood from shellfish to sushi. OYSTERS is the biggest thing you must like. you got to love all Italian food, BBQ, Seafood, home cooking. oh and you need to know how to cook. drinking on occasion. I dont do beer but you can. I like hard liquor and wine. I want a clean cut well dress man. I enjoy almost all music. Modern rock and metal I like. you have to like classic rock such as skynyrd, zz, Zeppelin, aerosmith, molly hatchet, CCR, ect... Country music new and real old; Cash, willie, pasty, Hank, Conway, Elvis, Dolly, Jimmie Rodgers Ect.. I am not a football or NASCAR fan but I dont mind if you are. I love all Animals so you better too. AND YOU NEED TO KNOW A LOT ABOUT THEM ESPECIALLY FARM ANIMALS I like a sporty outgoing guy I'm not that type or girl. but when I have people that are I get that way. A guy who has worked or comes from a family with a farm is sexy. Looks you better shave your face no beards or mustaches. I dont prefer Blonde guys, I am one so I cant have two. (its okay if you way blonde when you was young.) I dont fall for brown eyes at all, blue or green maybe but hazel wins. I dont like extremely curly hair, I hate Long hair. I do not like a hairy man. I dont like easily to sweat or really sweaty men or clammy hands. you should look good in boots and cowboy hat. I aint all about that aeropostale, or hollister or American eagle. No Saggy Pants I hate men who are about sex. you HAVE TO BE taller then 5'10 I dont like a skinny guy, I prefer buff or muscular but not outrageous. chubby guys can be cute but they cant be obese and each time they walk they jiggle not thanks. I hate liars, I hate hopelessly romantics, I hate flirts, I hate cheaters, I'm the kind of girl who will not just key up your car. you will wake up in the hospital with parts missing. have a Facebook cause I will be searching your name so I know who you are before I ever contact you. Remember if you dont match up to any of this then you cant be with me | ||
| Kyrocket |
This is going to end with a pet rabbit in a pot on the stove. | ||
| Natexlh1000 |
hossenfeffer!!  | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Nothing wrong with knowing your own mind, I think her criteria are a little restrictive however. | ||
| Stirz007 |
Uhhh, yeah - no thanks. She better be smokin' hot and a hell of a cook, cause that bar has been set real high. I'm pretty sure she'd be wearing the pants in that "relationship". I'm surprised she didn't specify required length of unit and allowable positions. I must have missed the 'this is what you get in return' part, too. Items of note: "I hate men who are about sex." "I'm the kind of girl who will not just key up your car. you will wake up in the hospital with parts missing. " Good luck, missy... | ||
| Kilroy |
+100 007 | ||
| Boogiman1981 |
well the cooking thing is out too as she said he'd better be a good cook! i'm thinking that she wants to be a put up princess while her prince is out there bustin his hump to make her life comfy. she'd better be this years playmate of the year and have a hoover in her throat!! | ||
| Stirz007 |
And for all this, your grand prize:  | ||
| Macbuell |
Hiiiiigh Maintenance. Buyer beware. Anyone that even responds to that with serious interest needs to have their head examined. | ||
| Bbbob |
She sound's like the perfect woman, if you can get passed the poor grammar & spelling...  | ||
| 99buellx1 |
I'm thinking about sending her the info for a couple buddies....that might be fun. | ||
| Strokizator |
If women were more particular in choosing "sperm donors" there'd be a lot fewer problems. The only difficulty I see here is that see wants a guys in the 18-22 range and the kind of expertise she demands (fixing cars, tile, plumbing,etc) takes years to acquire. She does sound like a big PITA though and any guy with those qualifications can probably do a lot better than her. | ||
| Boogiman1981 |
lol yeah i had the same thought. most guys that age don't have life that much together yet. most guys of any age that do can most likely do far better than that. | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
Soul sucking, dream killer. Her final personal add on CL will read: "Wanted, someone who can fog a mirror." | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
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| Jerzydevil |
Are we sure there is a "she"? }I dont prefer Blonde guys, I am one so I cant have two. | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
Bet the drapes don't match the carpet. | ||
| Zane |
Succubus | ||
| Danger_dave |
What she really needs is paragraphs. | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
An an 18-22 year old with the wherewithall to bring her down about 100 rungs. | ||
| Cityxslicker |
cheer up, she doesn't grow out of it. I must have met women that could have been her mom enough to know - Done. Of course by the time they are forty-ish; they have been through the divorce, birthed at least 2.3 kids, have one ex con in their dating history, still smoke, wear pants that are bigger around than me and want 'no drama' | ||
| Well_ridden |
Sigh....If i weren't so darn old........It could be me ! but..I would have to shave. Depending on how fast I walk, I may jiggle a bit too.  Some times it's better at this end. |
