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Jaimec
Posted on Saturday, April 28, 2012 - 08:37 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

...this is ridiculous!

http://www.asphaltandrubber.com/news/bmw-motorcycl e-erection-lawsuit/
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Aesquire
Posted on Saturday, April 28, 2012 - 08:46 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I need more information.

Which model 1993 BMW? Which seat, exactly?
Maybe I should corner the market on them locally, if possible. There is money to be made......
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Jaimec
Posted on Saturday, April 28, 2012 - 08:54 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)



But what if he just got off on the big jugs?
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Jaimec
Posted on Saturday, April 28, 2012 - 08:55 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I can see the ads now: "Men, if you experience an erection for more than four hours after finishing your ride, this could be a symptom of a serious condition. Consult your physician."
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Crusty
Posted on Saturday, April 28, 2012 - 08:58 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I like the last line:
Somewhere in BMW Motorrad HQ, a team of marketers are privately high-fiving themselves.

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Bartimus
Posted on Saturday, April 28, 2012 - 10:59 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I've never thought a post-ride erection was a problem.
Them dang Californians just don't get it, do they?
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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Saturday, April 28, 2012 - 12:31 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Riding my Buell all day in the mountains here makes me very tired.

You'll be hearing from my lawyers shortly Erik.





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Cityxslicker
Posted on Saturday, April 28, 2012 - 01:17 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Sounds like an ad for Corbin as well.
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86129squids
Posted on Saturday, April 28, 2012 - 01:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

"unable to engage"?

What a boner. Heck, in San Fran he should be the talk of the town!
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Sifo
Posted on Saturday, April 28, 2012 - 02:55 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

He is now unable to engage in sexual activity

How does that go with "long lasting erection"?
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Jaimec
Posted on Saturday, April 28, 2012 - 03:15 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Yeah, huh? I think it'd be more like "unable to DISengage." But that's just me...
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Griffmeister
Posted on Saturday, April 28, 2012 - 03:31 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

With a proper ad he could probably make more money by selling and pocket the lawyer fees too.
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Jaimec
Posted on Saturday, April 28, 2012 - 09:32 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

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Bbbob
Posted on Tuesday, May 01, 2012 - 10:19 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Being in Florida (with it's older demographics), I'm excepting a rush on Corbin equipped Beemers...
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Jaimec
Posted on Tuesday, May 01, 2012 - 10:22 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Does Corbin still have that big showroom in Daytona Beach? If not, he might want to reopen it...
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Bbbob
Posted on Tuesday, May 01, 2012 - 10:55 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I wonder how his wife feels, he just declared the the world his motorcycle gets his "motor running" more then she does. At least I'm assuming it does, I haven't heard that he's suing her...
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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Wednesday, May 02, 2012 - 08:57 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

And you all wonder why the rest of the world think you're all crazy!!

Don't worry we still love you though.
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86129squids
Posted on Wednesday, May 02, 2012 - 01:22 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Next thing we'll hear about is HD joining up with Corbin to update those "Jumpstart" roller rig bikes- gotta help sales, right?

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