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Author Message   Mr_grumpy Posted on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 - 03:13 am:        To do list: Buy four pigs. Paint the numbers 1, 2, 3 and 5 on the backs of the pigs. Release them in to Wall-Mart. Watch security search for number 4.   Glitch Posted on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 - 07:44 am:          Gentleman_jon Posted on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 - 08:02 am:        Damn! Why didn't I think of that?   Slaughter Posted on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 - 08:48 am:        Awesome! That started my day with a smile! Thanks, I needed that!   Teeps Posted on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 - 08:50 am:        Worst part is, I could see that happening...   Crusty Posted on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 - 08:56 am:        Considering some of the "People of WalMart" E-mails that I've gotten, the pigs would look better than some of the customers.   Bbbob Posted on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 - 09:31 am:        Would security notice the pigs?   Slaughter Posted on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 - 09:33 am:        Bbbob, good point.   Whatever Posted on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 - 09:34 am:        Now you pick on pigs? Shame on you!   Spike240sx Posted on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 - 02:15 pm:        We actually did this as our senior prank in high school. But we only used three pigs. Took them 2 days to figure it out!   Moxnix Posted on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 - 03:23 pm:        I once dated a pig, but she squealed on me.   Bbbob Posted on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 - 03:30 pm:        Look, a Buell with a HOG on it!!!   86129squids Posted on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 - 03:53 pm:        Grumps- don't forget to apply KY to the pigs, thoroughly, before release...   Bbbob Posted on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 - 05:00 pm:        and maybe a dose of Ex-lax...   Mr_grumpy Posted on Thursday, March 29, 2012 - 03:51 am:        Ooh, you guys are mean! Squids what you get up to with pigs & KY is your own affair, we have no need to know here. Got any more fun ideas?   86129squids Posted on Thursday, March 29, 2012 - 11:15 am:        Whoops, didn't think my syntax through... Apply KY or similar greasy substance to the OUTSIDE of the pigs before release into retail environment... (Vern's wifey has worked for them for YEARS BTW, may have input...) In college, I remember someone releasing a goat in a punk's dorm room just after they left for the weekend... "Pennylocking" can be lotsa fun during visitation too.

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