This is actually a setup. Cold Gas grill. Hot dogs off a George Foreman grill?... It's proof my Senior Senator isn't violating the gas stove ban.
I'm irritated he didn't pre heat and scrub the burnt grease off first, from the Baal ritual sacrifice the night before. ( just guessing from the burnt stuff )
Not a joke, but Taylor Momsen of The Pretty Reckless, had a Bat fly up to her onstage in the middle of a song, land on her dress, ending up clinging to her leg, while the audience screamed and pointed. A Serious Pro, when she figured it out calmly asked the crew to get it off. Bad news is she got bit, and has to get the very unpleasant series of rabies shots. ( the hospital staff calls her batgirl )
Good news is, she's ok, and has solidly become the Most Metal Singer especially considering the song she was singing at the time.
Plus she's a heck of a great vocalist, even if you don't like her stuff.
A Hindu, a Jew, and a politician are out hiking. They become lost, it gets dark, and they happen upon a farm house. They decide to ask whether they can stay the night. The farmer says he has two extra beds, so someone will have to sleep in the barn. The Politician and the Jew call dibs on the beds, so the Hindu heads to the barn. 10 minutes later, there is a knock at the door. It is the Hindu. He says there is a cow in the barn standing it its own feces, and that he cannot stand to be near this sacred animal while it is being treated this way. So the Jew says, fine, he will sleep in the barn. 10 minutes later there is a knock at the door. It is the Jew. He says there is a pig in the barn, and he cannot be expected to sleep with a filthy animal that his faith says he should shun. Fine says the politician, and heads out to the barn.10 minutes later there is a knock at the door. It is the cow and the pig.
