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Kenm123t
Posted on Tuesday, February 07, 2012 - 09:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

YOUR DIRTY SOCKS I am looking up the aussie doogle rescue people they will come armed. Give Doogle CLEAN Socks.
You dont deserve Doogle so ship him stateside we can find room in our pack.
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Swordsman
Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 - 09:14 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Jeez, things sure get out of control around here nowadays. I vaguely recall a funny scene made of candy toward the beginning.....

BTW, I looked up Mark 11:13 to see why Jesus got so p'd off at a tree. Yup, it didn't have figs.... because it wasn't fig season. Says so right there in every translation. That begs the question, why would Jesus get so miffed at a tree for not having fruit out of season? Seems kinda uncalled for, no?

He must have been really hungry, and it made him cranky.

~SM

(Message edited by Swordsman on February 08, 2012)
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Drkside79
Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 - 09:31 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

lol
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Blake
Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 - 12:57 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Swordsman,

It does appear completely out of character, thus compels further analysis. Context and culture of the day are often vital to understanding scripture. For example see http://www.rc.net/wcc/parable6.htm

Scripture: Luke 13:6-9

6 And He told this parable: "A man had a fig tree planted in his vineyard; and he came seeking fruit on it and found none. 7 And he said to the vinedresser, `Lo, these three years I have come seeking fruit on this fig tree, and I find none. Cut it down; why should it use up the ground?' 8 And he answered him, `Let it alone, sir, this year also, till I dig about it and put on manure. 9 And if it bears fruit next year, well and good; but if not, you can cut it down.'

Meditation: What can barren fig trees tell us about the kingdom of G-d? Fig trees were a common and important source of food for the Jews.  Bad figs or a decaying fig tree was linked with evil deeds and spiritual decay.  The unfruitful fig tree symbolized the outcome of Israel's unresponsiveness to the word of G-d.  The prophets depicted the languishing fig tree as signifying the desolation and calamity of Israel due to her unfaithfulness to G-d (see Joel 1: 7,12; Habakuk 3:17; and Jeremiah 8:13).  Jeremiah said that evil people are like rotten figs (Jeremiah 24:2-8).    This parable of J-sus depicts the patience of G-d, but it also contains a warning that we should not presume upon it.  G-d gives us time to get right with him, but that time is now.  We must not assume that there is no hurry. A sudden and unexpected death leaves one no time to prepare to settle one's accounts when he or she must stand before the L-rd on the day of judgment. J-sus warns us that we must be ready at all times. Tolerating sinful habits and excusing unrepentant sin will result in bad fruit and eventual destruction. The L-rd in his mercy gives us both grace and time to turn away from sin and from worldliness, but that time is right now. If we delay, even for a day, we may discover that grace has passed us by and our time is up. Do you hunger for the L-rd's righteousness and holiness?

Interesting reading: The parables of J-sus.



Another interesting commentary from :

Matthew Henry's Concise Commentary
Re: Mark 11:12-18 Christ looked to find some fruit, for the time of gathering figs, though it was near, was not yet come; but he found none. He made this fig-tree an example, not to the trees, but to the men of that generation. It was a figure of the doom upon the Jewish church, to which he came seeking fruit, but found none. Christ went to the temple, and began to reform the abuses in its courts, to show that when the Redeemer came to Zion, it was to turn away ungodliness from Jacob. The scribes and the chief priests sought, not how they might make their peace with him, but how they might destroy him. A desperate attempt, which they could not but fear was fighting against God.


Nice easy way to compare various modern English translations of scripture: http://bible.cc/mark/11-14.htm



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Slaughter
Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 - 02:13 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Context and culture are vital to understanding HUMOR.
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Guell
Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 - 02:29 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I so need to find a clip of kinnison doing the Jesus skit on feeding everyone lol
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Kenm123t
Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 - 03:40 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

The point of the original post was to troll up a response. Then reply I wont recognize a hateful God.
Once again the old test applies blame others with your true feelings. Point of the post was not humor. Again evil hides in "I was just trying to be funny"
Point of the post was to say " I hate God and its his fault I Do"
All of the other reasons are just attempts to hide the real intent.
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Whatever
Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 - 04:09 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

YOU KEN...

The point of the original post was for a good laugh.

You are such a idiot.
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Guell
Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 - 04:12 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Yea, it was a funny picture. Who cares what anyone believes in, or thinks.

You bible thumpers need to get out more
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Blake
Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 - 04:18 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Nice example of no hate there Char.

Monism seems to be a philosophy that leads to self-contradiction.

Intent is one thing I agree.

Please explain "a god of hate"?
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Drkside79
Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 - 04:40 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Blake shes got a point Ken is the troll here. He has followed char onto boards multiple times being a nasty ____.

Not saying he is one in general but when interacting with her he is at times.

Oh and when quoting scripture is it a good idea to deliberately misuse Gods name?

Revelation 22 18-19

I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this scroll: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to that person the plagues described in this scroll. 19 And if anyone takes words away from this scroll of prophecy, God will take away from that person any share in the tree of life and in the Holy City, which are described in this scroll.

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Drkside79
Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 - 04:41 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Hopefully she deleted her post and not one of you.
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Ltbuell
Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 - 05:11 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Guell,Sam Kinnison was an awefully funny comedian, who got his life cut way too short.Was sad to hear of his death(years ago),but loved his routines,expecially when he'd"raise" his voice at certain points in his routines.Sort of a "toned up"Lewis Black(another incredibly funny comedian).
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86129squids
Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 - 05:30 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

OK, got sumthin for all youn's...

Who here, without a web search, knows what Kinison did before he became a comedian?










For some strange reason, I had the notion that many of the most regular BW posters are like hedgehogs...





Blessed be, Char- I for one appreciate your mind, your humor, and your spirit. And, your tenacity.
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Blake
Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 - 05:35 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

>>> Hopefully she deleted her post and not one of you.

Still there as far as I can see.




>>> Who cares what anyone believes in, or thinks.

Apparently you do. Or should we care what you think? You apparently believe that we should not care or concern ourselves with what others think. That is a pPerfect example of a blatantly self-contradictory philosophy. : ) Kinda like the foolish relativist notion that "there is no truth." Errr, uh... excuse me; it what you just said true? D'OH!

Fun stuff.
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Blake
Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 - 05:40 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Andy,

Your bias is showing.

First trollish comment I noticed was the "god of hate" comment.



Guell,

>>> You bible thumpers need to get out more.
So if you and a bible thumper were to compare your lives and rate them for a "getting out" factor, and you came up far short in comparison, what then would you retort? Christian missionaries are among some of the bravest, most adventurous, risk taking people on the planet. Wise up.
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Blake
Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 - 05:44 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

>>> Who here, without a web search, knows what Kinison did before he became a comedian?

He was a preacher.

What is your point?

Let me guess, the fallacy of guilt by association?

I can do you one WAY better. : )

Who here, without a web search, knows what the apostle Paul did before he became a Christian?

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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 - 06:21 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

If I remember correctly from my school days, nothing, because he wasn't Paul then, he was Saul of Tarsus.

I know, I know, it's splitting hairs.
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Sifo
Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 - 06:40 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I've really never cared much for figs myself either.

I do agree the OP was done for humor. The question is, at who's expense.
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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 - 06:51 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Well the sponsors I presume, as they pay for the bandwidth.

I agree the OP was just for fun, certainly wasn't any need for the venom it returned.

A little tolerance goes a long way.

Just saying, is all.
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Sifo
Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 - 06:53 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

A little tolerance goes a long way.

Cuts both ways.
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Danger_dave
Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 - 07:28 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Lols at people who take internets seriously.
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Kenm123t
Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 - 07:44 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Intolerance and name calling Hatred again.
The reason for my comments about the op and follow up commentary defending the post. The implication in the op is christians are hateful My reply is evil will not be unchallenged evil and slander about Christians flourish when allowed to forment. Their are many professing to be Christians that will hear I never knew you on judgement day. Bigotry is saying all of any group is bad or evil. Being Christian doesnt mean we are doormats for bigots
The point is God Doesnt hate people do!
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86129squids
Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 - 07:55 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Without even scrolling down, I knew WHO the Apostle Paul was. Prior to becoming an apostle.

Who knew "figs" could cause so much trouble?!



Hedgehog scrum, re-commence!!




I'm gonna head to the store tomorrow- work up a recipe of figs, peeps, vinegar, Tabasco, a dash or three of self-righteousness...


and try for some cookies.


Carmelized for the finish, of course.


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Blake
Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 - 08:50 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

>>> If I remember correctly from my school days, nothing, because he wasn't Paul then, he was Saul of Tarsus.

Regardless of name, he was the same person, so the name answer while correct, missed the mark.

What did Saul/Paul do prior to becoming a Christian?

Matthew is another interesting case.
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Guell
Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 - 08:51 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Apparently you do. Or should we care what you think? You apparently believe that we should not care or concern ourselves with what others think. That is a pPerfect example of a blatantly self-contradictory philosophy. Kinda like the foolish relativist notion that "there is no truth." Errr, uh... excuse me; it what you just said true? D'OH!

Let me retract think, i really dont care what you believe though.

So if you and a bible thumper were to compare your lives and rate them for a "getting out" factor, and you came up far short in comparison, what then would you retort? Christian missionaries are among some of the bravest, most adventurous, risk taking people on the planet.

Compare them to what? each other, that would be subjective, surely you would know that. I can tell you this, i went out and had fun with my friends this evening, and i didnt sit by the keyboard to cut down anyone who has differing views from yours.

The implication in the op is christians are hateful

it was a picture poking fun at the wbc, not at all christians. Its amazing that some on this board cant grasp that
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Whatever
Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 - 09:13 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

AS A SIDENOTE, my two best friends that know absolutely everything about me are Christians... I was raised Presbyterian. Didn't work for me.

I think some people don't read what I post.

IF I hated Christianity, how likely would it be that my two best friends in the entire world are both Christian?

For sake get over yourselves.
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Slaughter
Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 - 09:18 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Westboro mis-represents biblical verses and the OP ridicules this.

People who are so narrowly focused as to miss this simple aspect of humor are going to be incapable of understanding ANY explanation.

Reminds me of an ex-wife. Another story, another time.
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Guell
Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 - 09:50 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

^^ exactly
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Blake
Posted on Thursday, February 09, 2012 - 02:43 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Char,

>>> IF I hated Christianity...

Where did you get the idea that you were accused of such a thing?

I look forward to that discussion you mentioned. : )
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