| Author | Message | ||
     Blake |
http://www.wtop.com/?nid=41&sid=2730118 | ||
| Buellathebuzzer |
remind me to never borrow your phone.  | ||
| Sifo |
This thread stinks!    | ||
| Froggy |
What is wrong with that many people that they are on the toilet long enough for that? Go in, drop your pants, do your business, clean up, pull up your pants and GTFO. | ||
| Bluzm2 |
Testing isn't so bad, it's the phone talkers that kill me.. WTH, who want to listen to someone taking a whiz over the phone? Or talking when they are on the crapper... It must be a cultural thing too, the folks from India do it all the time.. It's not just me either, a number of other folks at work have mentioned it too. | ||
| Oldog |
Multi-tasking | ||
| Beugs |
I'm with froggy, if I'm in the bathroom for more than 5 minutes total I get mad. My house mate spends a minimum of 30 minutes in there. | ||
| 86129squids |
"Dropping the kids off at the pool..."  | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
Morning routine. Wake up. Grab phone. Take dump. Check Badweb. Check email. Once you are married with kids, the bathroom is about the ONLY place where you can expect privacy and peace. Ain't doing anything else. Might as well check the web. | ||
| Buellathebuzzer |
Jeremy: I feel the same way at work. | ||
| No_rice |
heck, im on the toilet right now. ok, not actually THIS time!  (not sure where the smell no evil emoticon is) lol | ||
| Buellkowski |
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| Notpurples2 |
In high school my girlfriend's mom got remarried to this redneck d-bag. He moved in with them for a while and one of the first things he did was install a wall phone in the bathroom right next to the toilet. I may, but usually won't, answer the phone but I'd never make a call while using the bathroom. I also try to avoid going to the bathroom while already on the phone unless I really really have to go, and then only number one with the phone muted... number two and I'll have to call ya back. I'd expect the same from others. | ||
| Whisperstealth |
I talk on the throne at home, but not in public restrooms. Did it with cordless house phones as well. Every once in a while I'll flush the toilet while still talking just to get a rise out of the person on the other end. Other person: Did you just flush the toilet? Me:Why yes I did. OP: You were/are using the bathroom while we were talking? Me: Yes. OP: Ewww Me: Why it's not like you can smell it or get any on you... (Message edited by whisperstealth on February 02, 2012) | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
My buddy flushed while on the phone yesterday. I though he was outside and a jet flew over. I can't tell you how many stupid conference calls I've had to sit in on where I mute the phone and do some real "business". I also take the kids to school, iron shirts, take walks, etc. Why have a mobile phone if you can't be mobile while you are using it. | ||
| Ltbuell |
..potty language......poopy faced......brown float toys in da pool...Mr.Hanky....use the "noises" for snappy responses instead of voice responces.... | ||
| 86129squids |
Hunnh? Sorry, I was feeding the alligators... | ||
| Oldog |
use the "noises" for snappy responses instead of voice responces.. } Corn Eyed Trout Floaties The little people Long Fellows (Message edited by oldog on February 02, 2012) | ||
| Ourdee |
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| Cityxslicker |
Maybe not safe for work.... but if you are in the toilet, texting and surfing... well all boundries are already past. A little ditty, about texting in the can..... Ah, hear at all the potty people Ah, smell at all the pooping people Angry Birdies, picks up the points In the stall, when in a staff meeting should have been Escaped ! Dodging the 'team' Wait! Theres another window, showing the face Of the Boss that you told you were sic Why is he there!? Ah the texting people Where did they all come from? All the party photo people How else would I remember all night long? Father McKenzie! Cursing those words of a semen that none was to ever bare How did this happen ? Listen to them bragging, lying about his c#ck In reality, when nobody was there Posting the pics of course to share!? All the pooping people Where did they all come from? All the texting people Where do they all belong? Ah, hear at all the potty people Ah, smell at all the pooping people Leanor Rugby, farted in the stall at the end And now he discovered he is in the ladies No bloody urinals ! Father McKenzie, wiping his shirt And his hands as he walks past the couch No honor saved All the texting people (Ah, look at all the social people? Of course they all do know now All the 'friendly' people (Ah, look at all the posting people) Know which bathroom I don't belong! all the best humor based on a true story; I have had a girl accuse me of making her pregnant...(Luckily I am fixed) I have been too occupied with the fone to realize I was in the wrong bathroom..... and well, once you were there - why do girls have a couch !?!?! | ||
| Cityxslicker |
that led me to this A little ditty, 'bout texting in the can - Rejected american idols watched in your hand. Wacky idiots gonna be a facebook star Did something stupid with their mother's car. Suckin' down a chimmichanga, too many jalapeno poppa Did ya hear Jenny's rap, gotta sit in the front seat Jenny said "Hey, I can't decide ! Maybe kickin in the back seat Dribbled off my khaki docks. Surfing what I please, singing: Oh yeah, life goes on Long after the thrill of viral is gone, playin' Farmville, and Gangsta Mob Long after the meme should have been done They all 'logged' on Billy sits on the toilet, collects his thoughts for the moment Scratches his head and does his best Simon Cowell Well man there! and Dude, I am sittin in the sh#tty ! Drain says, "Baby you missing every thing" but Billy says: Oh yeah, better get a plunger This is clog'd after the thrill of sh#tten is Done! Oh yeah - they says bowl is overflowin Long after the thrill of poopin is done So just let it flush, let it drain Dont Let my new belt, fall and land in the bowl Holdin' on for fifteen, or as long as you can Janitor is coming round real soon, make you famous man Oh yeah, Ph*ck my life Long after the dooky, squattin in the can Oh yeah wet feet, dirty shoes poo wont drown Long after the burrito, poopin is no fun A little ditty, 'bout texting in the can - No more Mexican, kids! from now on, only Itali-aaan. | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Well, it depends greatly on a number of variables. Is it warm? Does it have a comfortable seat? What have I been eating? What has the previous incumbent been eating? Do I have a good book on the go? How's my score on Marble Cannon? Is there a queue of people waiting? Is there actually a toilet as we know & love them or is it the hole in the floor with two footpads? (they're hard on your knees) How much time do I have? | ||
| Blake |
Can't dwell too long Frank or your legs fall asleep, just long enough to let the last clinger drop. | ||
| 86129squids |
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| Cityxslicker |
there's a cherry vine parody of bad romance that could go here..... but it would push it over the bounds of being work safe so when you are alone in the stall.... clicky http://youtu.be/8mfPkU_UJu0 |
