| Author | Message | ||
     Union_man |
...for so many reasons.   (Message edited by union_man on October 18, 2011) | ||
| Barker |
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| Pwnzor |
••••• that is so awesome. | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Not sure I want to work for this Swiss company either.  | ||
| Hammer71 |
WE had a guy on a traffic stop once, Suk Wang. never laughed so hard and felt bad for the guy so we let him go. Then theres the nice Ghetto mom who calls about a domestic issue, new guy is writing all the info down and asks the childs name, S-hithead. He bursts out laughing and says you named your kid Shit Head? Angry Ghetto chick now says it's pronounced Shi taed. Cant make this stuff up. | ||
| Brumbear |
we were at the beech this summer and some haji lady was calling her kid Azzull with her accent she kept yelling assool | ||
| Etennuly |
The town where I worked in my early twenties had a couple of customers who regularly came into our shop for repairs. I did not believe the names were real until I looked them up in the phone book. One guy who wore a bit of make up and permed curly hair and gold bracelets, had the name of 'Fanny Matter'. What were the parents thinking? "Our kid will grow up gay so let's call him a polite form of shit"? The other one, with an unusual name was that of an elder farmer, 'Harry Dickout'. You can just see the twelve year old mother in the year 1910 naming the baby after what caused it. These are names you just cannot make up. It does make writing an estimate for damage repairs on their car a little more fun when you turn them into the dealership's main office. Lot of sick little jokes went around like "Hairy Dick out is after Fanny Matter", when scheduling the repairs. | ||
| Kyrocket |
You sure she wasn't a big Ghostbusters fan and the kid's name was Zuul? How old does this reference make me Froggy?  | ||
| Hybridmomentspass |
THIS THREAD RULES !!! thanks guys | ||
| Thumper74 |
I had a Customer recently named.... Gay N. Proud | ||
| Kyrocket |
We've got a guy who runs the local chinese buffet named Deng Dong. We just call him Denny. And everyone has probably gotten this in an e-mail at one time or another. http://www.jdbshow.com/bad_wed_names.html (Message edited by kyrocket on October 19, 2011) | ||
| Hybridmomentspass |
My algebra teacher in high school (was also the wrestling coach) had an interesting name Jack Self | ||
| M2statz |
History Professor in collage named Richard Face. He insisted on the shortened version Dick. Great teacher. | ||
| 86129squids |
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| Bolthead |
I was a rural mail carrier for a while. One of my customers was named Hester Zass. She lived next door to Harry Place. One day I met Mr. Place at his mail box. I called him Harold. He corrected me, saying I should always call him "Harry." That got me started on my life-long hobby of dreaming up ridiculous names, like Daryl Licht, Paris Seitz, and Justin Di McNurespreader. | ||
| Zenbiker |
Looks like M2statz went to UW-Stout! Go Blue Devils!! | ||
| M2statz |
Actually he was at UW-Stevens Point in the middle to late '80's while I was there perfecting my party skills. His was one of the few classes that I actually passed. I am not sure what happened to him after I left Point. | ||
| Hotrats |
my nephews name is 'Hung'.... something to live up to, i guess. of course, not pronounced as written. (Message edited by hotrats on October 20, 2011) | ||
| Mikef5000 |
In middle school I had a lunch lady named Mrs. Hurl. It did not work out well for smart alec kids such as myself. | ||
| Ridenusa4l |
there was a kid in my high school named, Mike Hunt....seriously LOL Jake | ||
| Zenbiker |
M2statz, wow that's funny, he became a Dean (of students if I recall) at Stout in the late 90's. No one forgets Dick Face! | ||
| Schwiiing |
I used to track allocations of wine to our national distributors. Once of the sales guys I spoke with on a regular basis was Seth Poole Jr. I was always dumbfounded that someone that grew up with a name of 'cesspool' would pass on the moniker to his own child. | ||
| Blk_uly |
I once did an estimate for a fence for a man named Robert Boon He was from China and had a very heavy accent He introduced Himself to me as "Baboon" | ||
| Cowboy |
When I lived in Singapore I used to shop at a little store. the owener name was EYE Fock YEW ( sure dont enspire a lot of trust does it) | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
I used to deliver to a bodyshop many years ago, owned & run by a guy named Sole. Now I know what you're thinking, but no his name was John. However his son (who wasn't the sharpest knife in the box either) was named Robert. And yes, they were a pair of complete R Sole's. When a delivery came up for them we used to flip coins or draw cards to see who got the dubious joy of going to their place. | ||
| Danger_dave |
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| Azxb9r |
We have a number of customers that are exchange students from asia. Two that drew a chuckle were a girl named Chew Poon, and a guy named Jyant Dhong. | ||
| Union_man |
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| Etennuly |
My wife called me from her work the other day laughing uncontrollably.  She works in a fairly large Wally World store. Someone called in and asked to have a customer in the store paged. The lady was announcing over and over "I have a call in the fitting room for a 'Stu Pidazzol'. My wife could not stop laughing about it because when she asked the elder lady who was duped why she did not know it was a jokester calling it in, the lady said he sound so serious and he spelled it out for me, so it looked ok. So she announced it six or seven times over fifteen minutes. The wife was in their break room when she called me to tell me about this story, I could hear them all laughing. So I asked her how long the line was for the Wally World customers responding to the call. When she told her fellow workers what I said she had to hang up because they were all laughing so hard. |
