| Author | Message | ||
     Ulynut |
This guy just doesn't quit. When can we stone him? http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_apocalypse_saturday | ||
| Froggy |
Didn't you hear? The rapture was delayed so that Jesus can play Duke Nukem Forever when it comes out next month. | ||
| Barker |
Something must have stopped the Rapture ??????  | ||
| Hootowl |
Jesus has his eyes closed, but he knows what's coming. He moves out of the way at the last second, and the macho man lands on the mat, rolls over, and arches his back whilst clawing at the mat with one hand and holding the small of his back with the other. Jesus don't talk no smack afterward either. | ||
| Notpurples2 |
Barker, Careful Posting that kinda thing can get your account suspended! DAMHIK | ||
| Guell |
Haha Curtis, that's exactly what I was thinking | ||
| Whatever |
Read the last line of the article: In 2009 they reported to the IRS 18.3 MILLION in donations, 104 MILLION in assets, and 34 MILLION in stocks and other publicly traded securities. This guy is nothing more than a common crook... and a very good one at that!  | ||
| Whatever |
That is awesome Matt!  | ||
| Hybridmomentspass |
I need to get in the cult/rapture business...... Well at least I wont have to buy a halloween costume this year | ||
| Cpeg |
Look out! there's a wolf at the door and the sky is falling again. I gotta go get me some more bourbon for October. | ||
| Xdigitalx |
yea, and don't forget about Imam Mahdi.... he is coming too.... or is he here already... | ||
| Danger_dave |
Old NBA joke. Moses dunks.  | ||
| Daves |
It's going to screw up my deer season. Now I'm pissed | ||
| Johnnymceldoo |
Who will win? Rapture or ice cap meltdown/ozone penetration death? | ||
| Aesquire |
Ice Age. the same results as "Soylent Green" only with cold from stopping the burning of fossil fuels that has held off the Long Cold Dark. Stock up on "the water of life". ( the translation for Whiskey ) | ||
| Geforce |
Sounds like this guy is making some good money. I'm not concerned with a rapture or when it might come. If/when it happens I'll be ready either way. What I am concerned about is a Super massive CME or Coronal Mass Ejection. Ironic that the source of heat and life in our solar system could also cause our extinction rapidly. Scientists really don't know exactly what will happen if the magnetic poles flip or how long our magnetic field will be down if a SM CME hits us... Hopefully the rapture will occur right before the Northern Lights are visible all over the northern region of the US... shortly after those lights appear, transformers will start exploding on a global scale, power grids will collapse, and there aren't enough to repair/replace those in use. It will take several months for most of the world's manufacturing capabilities to reestablish a power grid and begin repairs. Satellites orbiting Earth... toast. | ||
| Cityxslicker |
is that when everyone announces their candidates for the next election merry go round ? |
