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Crusty
| Posted on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 - 05:25 pm: |
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I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built at Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance. That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy ", and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot." Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbeque pork restaurant, called "Iraq o' Ribs." Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret ", with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods. Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge ", its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered." All of this would encourage the Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so the mosque problem would be solved. If you agree with promoting tolerance, and you think this is a good plan, please pass it on... |
Johnnymceldoo
| Posted on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 - 05:30 pm: |
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I thought homosexuality was pretty common in some muslim countries? |
Orman1649
| Posted on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 - 05:41 pm: |
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I spent a total of 8 months in Bahrain and walking around the mall....there was a large number of men walking around holding hands... |
Ulynut
| Posted on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 - 06:41 pm: |
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Yeah, don't drop your wallet in Bahrain, you'll have to kick it all the way to Jakarta. |
Crusty
| Posted on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 - 06:57 pm: |
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Then they should have no problem being tolerant, now should they? |
Cityxslicker
| Posted on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 - 07:04 pm: |
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can I get an imshallah shake ? Biggie Fries and a McRib ? (what theres no pork in there!) you know you are off to a good start with tolerance when the very name of your religion means submission.... |
Cowboy
| Posted on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 - 07:13 pm: |
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3 cheers for crusty |
Brumbear
| Posted on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 - 08:25 pm: |
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http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/general-blac k-jack-pershing---waterboarding-is-for-sissies/blo g-107053/ Just saying (Message edited by brumbear on May 10, 2011) |
Brumbear
| Posted on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 - 08:29 pm: |
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Johnnylunchbox
| Posted on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 - 11:10 pm: |
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http://www.str.org/site/News2?page=NewsArticle&id= 5359 |
Hootowl
| Posted on Wednesday, May 11, 2011 - 11:12 am: |
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"I thought homosexuality was pretty common in some muslim countries?" Oddly, they don't view screwing another man (or a boy) in the arse as homosexuality, and do not consider themselves gay for doing so. |
Bigdaddy
| Posted on Wednesday, May 11, 2011 - 01:11 pm: |
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Hootowl has riddled the correct answer. Odd as it may sound it is the truth. 'Man Love Thursday' for the doubters. |
Blake
| Posted on Wednesday, May 11, 2011 - 01:42 pm: |
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Great article Johnny. http://www.str.org/site/News2?page=NewsArticle&id= 5359 |
R100rs
| Posted on Wednesday, May 11, 2011 - 07:33 pm: |
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(Message edited by R100rs on May 11, 2011) |
Cpeg
| Posted on Wednesday, May 11, 2011 - 08:16 pm: |
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What? No liquor store? |
Crusty
| Posted on Wednesday, May 11, 2011 - 09:37 pm: |
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...and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."
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