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     Pwnzor |
Jerusalem (AP) - US President Barack Hussein Obama died from a massive myocardial infarction early Saturday, according to a Secret Service spokesman. When asked whether the President would be buried locally in Israel or be taken back to the United States for interment, a cabinet member stated on the condition of anonymity that he would in fact be taken back to the USA for burial. He went on to say, "The last time we buried a guy here, he came back to life three days later... and we just can't take that chance." | ||
| Cityxslicker |
there is nothing appropriate here to say... other than it made me laugh |
