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Author Message   Lightstick Posted on Saturday, March 05, 2011 - 05:45 pm:        An old woman calls 9-1-1 and cries"help, there is a Democrat on my front porch. His pants are down around his ankles and he is playing with himself!and I am afraid of what might happen!" The dispacher assures her that a car will be sent right away. "But,how do you know that it is a Democrat on your front porch?"the dispatcher asks. "Because if it was a Republican, he would already be screwing me."   Sifo Posted on Saturday, March 05, 2011 - 05:48 pm:        Good one. I think I fix it and pass it along.   Cityxslicker Posted on Saturday, March 05, 2011 - 07:43 pm:        Democrat, for when you have fallen and cant get back up. going to hell for lifting the slogan from Life alert

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