| Author | Message | ||
     M2statz |
Old Lady Biker A group of bikers make a pit stop for some gas. While fueling, an old lady steps out of the store, approaches the bikers and asks if she can join their group. The president of the bikers steps up and says "You can join if you answer these questions right. Do you have a bike?" The old lady points and says "That's my hog just around the corner there." The biker nods his head and asks "Do you use tobacco?" The old lady says "When I'm riding I use chewing tobacco and when I'm not I smoke cigars." The bikers says "OK. Last question. Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" The old lady thinks for a second and says "Well no, but I've been swung around by the nipples | ||
| Zane |
You just made coffee shoot out my nose! | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
DUDE!!.... I think I just wet myself a little | ||
| 86129squids |
LOL! Good one... | ||
| Cityxslicker |
I am duly offended .... my last PC nerve is ired  /sarcasm | ||
| Iamike |
Three bikers walked into a truck stop and sat down with a truck driver that had just gotten a steak for his dinner. One of the bikers said "Hey, I'm hungry, I think I'll take your steak!" The truck driver said nothing as they took his food. When his drink came the same thing happened. When he got up to leave the bikers said "Don't forget to pay on your way out." When they got up to leave they commented to the waitress "He's not much of a man, didn't even say a word when we took his food." The waitress replied "He's not much of a truck driver either, he just ran over three motorcycles out there." | ||
| Brother_in_buells |
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