I went to the parts store at lunch today, I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop beside the motorcycle writing a parking ticket. I said "That badge and gun give you a power trip don't they?", He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I said, "We're they out of doughnuts this morning at the station". He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires! Then I said, "I bet if you stand here long enough you'll hit your quota", so he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 6 or 7 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I can only imagine what the owner of that bike will think when he sees all the tickets...Just a little joke to lighten up your day, mine wasn't actually that bad after all.